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@palenske.bsky.social

Richmond via Los Angeles, Dallas and Kansas. Amateur chef, home renovation addict. #Dogs #Food #Travel #Design

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Satle - A daily geography puzzle Satle is a Wordle-like geography game where you have 6 tries to guess the city based on satellite images. A new puzzle is available each day.

Like Wordle and Cardle but with satellite imagery. Fun.

πŸ›°Satle #213 1/6
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satle.ca

01.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- I have CarPlay
- Answering your question isn’t β€œfighting”
- You’re not β€œjust telling people” what you heard. You’ve consistently bashed GM EVs for years.

I’ve driven HMG EVs extensively and owned a Polestar. Have you driven a GM EV?

Decrying anecdotal while spreading it yourself is a bad look.

26.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm well…would β€œYour Ioniq 5 is an inferior product because the hand-me-down Hyundai Excel hatchback I drove in 1990 broke down constantly” also be a valid opinion to share? πŸ™‚

I don’t think so, because HMG products are great now (despite being far behind GM on V2H capabilties.)

26.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All the GM hate from people who have never owned one is…interesting. I’ve had no issues with mine, and the V2H whole-home power backup capability with my GM battery storage and solar panels is great. No EVs are perfect yet, regardless of who builds them.

26.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In solidarity with our American friends I am holding my dog hostage with a three hour rant about how awesome I am during which he will be repeatedly commanded to sit and stand.

25.02.2026 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 403    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

I’ve somehow managed to tell the BlueSky algo that I should see lots of posts from the #weirdcarbs world and it’s honestly improved my feed by an immeasurable amount.

25.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fancy myself a car guy and I’m usually adept at identifying pretty much anything with wheels, but..what is that beautiful car in the first photo!?

24.02.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve watched Flav’s career unfold since I was a kid. This chapter was not on my bingo card. But I’m here for every second of it. The hero we never knew we needed but always knew we wanted. #boyyyyyyyyyyy

23.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I’ll be damned. Australia made an Oldsmobile.

23.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’ve lost my Suzuki in the car park for the fourth time this week. I must do something to prevent it from happening again.”

23.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you pick up your prescription of Tpain pills, make sure to buy you a drank as well.

22.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8

Perhaps the right name is β€œBroadi” as in β€œbroad Audi”

20.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to need some context around β€œbaked beans” and β€œmovie theater.”

18.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The turning point channel is just square dancing and Mike Pence singing β€œThere’s a Hole in My Bucket, Dear Liza”

09.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 564    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Of all the related posts that made me chuckle or laugh, yours was the only one that elicited a full-on cackle. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

09.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...

07.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11944    πŸ” 1976    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 318

When did #dragrace turn into Big Brother? This β€œeveryone votes on everyone” format is making half of every episode absolutely boring. Listening to these queens strategize is a snooze. Where are the goofy mini-challenges? It all feels so joyless.

07.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I did something nice for a neighbor and they thanked me with warm cookies, they’d never have to do that task on their own again.

01.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Their BlueSky account is easily mistaken for AutoTrader.

01.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is mind-meltingly accurate. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

31.01.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

15.01.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11291    πŸ” 2695    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 33

Found footage of found frottage is better than either on their own

11.01.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Denmark isn't mucking about.

08.01.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 10

For some services, yes. EVGo, Electrify America, ChargePoint and Tesla.

04.01.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My Lyriq shows chargers, availability and estimated charging speeds, and I can pay for some charging services through the infotainment screen. It also pre-conditions the battery when I enter a charging station as my destination in Google Maps. I think GM EVs have most or all of these capabilities?

04.01.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a stuffed animal wearing sunglasses and a shirt is sitting at a keyboard . Alt: a stuffed animal wearing sunglasses and a shirt is sitting at a keyboard .

β€œ'Cause even when you're fucking him it doesn't mean you don't love me…”

27.12.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#StarTrek

25.12.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 594    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4
Scene from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Scene from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

25.12.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7386    πŸ” 1058    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 82

The first digital video editing system I used was the Video Toaster Newtek donated to my high school. Definitely a pivotal moment in my life and career.

24.12.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a page in a museum interactive showcasing Newtek and Wil Wheaton’s involvement in the company.

Photo of a page in a museum interactive showcasing Newtek and Wil Wheaton’s involvement in the company.

Photo of a page in a museum interactive showcasing Newtek and Wil Wheaton’s involvement in the company.

Photo of a page in a museum interactive showcasing Newtek and Wil Wheaton’s involvement in the company.

Back home for the holidays and found @wilwheaton.net in a β€œMade in Kansas” interactive with a section about Newtek in the recently-remodeled (and really excellent) Kansas Museum of History. Back then, the whole city was buzzing when we found out he was in town. Fun memories.

24.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0