Hebrew Sutherland #rhetoricalbandname

Sex Suicide #rhetoricalbandname

Just waiting for Trump to get onto some shit about Africa so The Daily Show can use the headline “Lyin’ King”

Slut Royale #rhetoricalbandname

Microwaved Phish (a cover band) #rhetoricalbandname (but that probably already exists)

(The) New York Nocturnal #rhetoricalbandname

Transparent confetti #rhetoricalbandname (my first one on Bluesky!)

That's the owner of the Eagles? He looks like the illegitimate love child of James Caan and David Krumholtz in old guy makeup #SBLIX

So is it just me or is the Super Bowl not a prime destination for advertising like it used to be? #SBLIX

The fat lady ain't singing yet but she sure as shit is doing that voice warmup from Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit #SBLIX

Harrison Ford is right. We all know that freedom costs $1.05. Or the price of a Wrangler hybrid, apparently #SBLIX

I think he Hurts their feelings #SBLIX

Of course KC missed that one — no conversions allowed in Trump's America, and they simp for him #SBLIX

is this cause the groundskeeper guy painted chefs in their end zone again #SBLIX

PATRICK "GONNA HAVE TO SELL" MA HOMES #SBLIX (but seriously keep your real estate the world is doomed)

I'M RUNNING OUT OF EVIL LAUGH TO LAUGH #SBLIX

"Obesity is America's biggest epidemic." I'll tell you what's obese: the Eagles' score against KC but Andy Reid the one feeling the diabeetus #SBLIX

Tongue ad, mustache ad, "fleshy cowboy head" ad. These ad campaigns brought to you by the remnants of Planned Parenthood #SBLIX

Imagine being the disgruntled fan featured on the Super Bowl broadcast when they go to/from commercial, just the face of disappointment for all of history #SBLIX

Mahomes' favorite Simpson must be Lisa because apparently he REALLY LOVES SACKS HAHAHA #SBLIX

Getting Uncle Sam Jackson to add commentary (and the commentary itself) is just inspired #SBLIX

Two quarters of football thus far and the most intense thing has been the Angel Soft piss timer don't count down for me you cherubic chonch #SBLIX

Patrick Mahomes and Pete Davidson. idk something there maybe ChatGPT write joke for me #SBLIX

That Ontario commercial. Translation? Reel in your guy, America #SBLIX

TWINTERCEPTIONS FOR THE EAGLES SNATCHING MIDAIR FOOTBALLS LIKE FIELD MICE FOR LUNCH #SBLIX

Put the tongue ad with the mustache ad and this a horny Super Bowl #LIX

I think we were all just violated by that coffeemate commercial #SBLIX

WE LOVE A PICK SIX AGAINST THE CHIEFS #SBLIX

Seal as a Seal is (1) surprising that it hasn't happened sooner, and (2) a fever dream, somehow #SBLIX

*That* was the first ad? Few/10 Goldblums #SBLIX