Mr. Struggleupagus

Kimmel showed more genuine emotion in 20 minutes than Trump has probably shown in his entire life.

Does anyone actually think Trump would have kept that to himself all these years? Him being a hero informant, taking down the most infamous pedophile of our time? He would not be able to STFU about it.

I guess that answers the question of who will do these jobs after everyone gets deported: People who have no choice because they'll get court martialed if they refuse.

That is fucking amazing.

At least the Sandhill Cranes are enjoying it.

We got worse Sunday night.

And this is after they had time to clean up before guests came over.

You know it's so much worse.

Supersize Man

Ferengis have entered the chat.

Vasectomies are reversible, low-risk, and inexpensive. How about we require all unmarried men to get them? They can have them reversed when they present a marriage license and notarized form, co-signed by their spouse, declaring their intent to reproduce.

Or is that too controlling of men?

Gas prices are having wild mood swings where I'm at in Central FL. They are bouncing between around $2.80 and $3.20 every couple of days.

Can we PLEASE just accept that, at her core, she's dog shit and stop pretending that her waffling is anything less than performative?

Sergei is earning his paycheck.

If you drained the oil and put sugar in the gas tank before going to bed then, yeah, kind of your fucking fault.

"I'm tired, boss."

DM sent with his email info.

I'll speak with him and let you know.

My best friend is on his school's board of directors at FSU. He's there to present a scholarship.

He was walking from his hotel to the student union when the shooting started. Had he left a few minutes early, he'd have been in the middle of it.

He's safe. I'm fucking shaking right now.

That's the point. There's more money to be made in treating the sick than keeping them from getting that way to begin with.

Survivors bias is a hell of a thing. Dude palmed some candy to Michelle Obama at a funeral and everyone forgot how objectively terrible he was.

My multi-billion dollar employer moved everyone from a fully solvent pension plan to a "Contribute to your 401k if you want to. Or not. We don't give a shit" plan several years ago.

Lots of people losing their ever loving minds today as they're liberated of their hopes to ever retire.

My brain hurts listening to this meandering mess.

He's Ukraine's Jon Stewart and, honestly, he handled him as well as I would expect Jon would've handled him.

Love Smits as well. Wish it had been Rubio on Dexter's table instead.

I couldn't help myself.

When you order Jimmy Smits on Temu...

He's given them all permission to be the worst versions of themselves. They see themselves as protagonists in a warped ass Allegory of a Cave reboot.

The crowd that lost their shit when Obama wore a tan suit must be absolutely disgusted by this.