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@tomazalencar.bsky.social

A cada duas semanas, um zabaione com corante demais. No restante dos dias, algo entre um banco de madeira não ergonômico e o esquadro sem aquele outro.

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meu cachorro recém operado tá parecendo uma handmaid's tale

21.12.2024 20:51 — 👍 1404    🔁 266    💬 26    📌 22

Hmmm oh yeah

11.11.2024 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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26.10.2024 03:59 — 👍 422    🔁 188    💬 3    📌 10

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
- Glamorizes hustle culture
- Speciest
- Was taught to you in elementary school

"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."
- Metal as fuck
- Implies that you are a wizard
- No one will know you are testing out a font

15.10.2024 20:16 — 👍 10420    🔁 3459    💬 152    📌 88

Qual o nome do bairro mesmo?

15.10.2024 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

:(

13.10.2024 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Minha nova obsessão.

01.10.2024 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
credit: @qian.dreaming on instagram two drawings of tiny cute pumpkin head person with a peter pan collar dress looking happy in one photo and grumpy in the other I have two moods: Hee hee. Not hee hee.

credit: @qian.dreaming on instagram two drawings of tiny cute pumpkin head person with a peter pan collar dress looking happy in one photo and grumpy in the other I have two moods: Hee hee. Not hee hee.

hee hee 🎃

26.09.2024 15:33 — 👍 383    🔁 110    💬 6    📌 8
Cartoon person saying I MUST WORK! BUT ALSO 1 MUST REST. I KNOW! I'LL MAKE A COMPROMISE! TODAY I SHALL NEITHER WORK NOR REST BUT I WILL FEEL VERY BAD ABOUT IT. By @WORRY LINES

Cartoon person saying I MUST WORK! BUT ALSO 1 MUST REST. I KNOW! I'LL MAKE A COMPROMISE! TODAY I SHALL NEITHER WORK NOR REST BUT I WILL FEEL VERY BAD ABOUT IT. By @WORRY LINES

21.09.2024 19:20 — 👍 6164    🔁 1717    💬 44    📌 140

Não uma pergunta, apenas afirmação

20.09.2024 01:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The animation BONK is REAL!

19.09.2024 07:40 — 👍 3064    🔁 632    💬 22    📌 8
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fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed ALT: fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
18.09.2024 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Question is: Are you ok?

17.09.2024 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nunca me mandaste isso, nunquinha

(corte seco: xuiter volta e me prova errado)

17.09.2024 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amo posts de tendências:

Franjas! Estão usando muito agora: curtas, longas, cacheadas, lisas, coloridas ou até sem franja!

11.09.2024 03:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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