Salem

Took a vacation because I figured you guys already had enough evil to deal with irl

#rwby

I'm evil as hell and even I don't fuck with that guy

Tbh new years kinda loses its luster after you've been through it 3000+ times

#rwby #newyear

Slay the boots house down 💅🏻

(Mercury told me to say that. I don't know what it means)

Fuck, I thought I was on my alt. Emerald, how do I delete this??

The 'bad guys' are completely misunderstood.

Maybe they're actually really cool and no one takes the time to get to know them? Maybe just hang out with them now and then instead of always trying to blow us up- I mean...them. Blow them up.

#RWBY

What is a 'skibidi' and why won't Mercury stop saying it?

I actually make all of my dresses by hand but noooo, everyone just wants to focus on the literally thousands of people I've slaughtered 🙄

I have other hobbies, you know

#RWBY

I only keep Tyrian around cause I'm kinda scared of what he might do if I fire him.

What is a 'skibidi' and why won't Mercury stop saying it?

Remnant is actually flat.

#RWBY

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I see you've gathered my enemies all in one place. Well done. It will be much easier to keep an eye on all of you now...

I only keep Tyrian around cause I'm kinda scared of what he might do if I fire him.

Looking into a new skin care routine. The red face veins are just so 2023

I had to work minimum wage for 300 years because of you two dumbfucks

Looking into a new skin care routine. The red face veins are just so 2023

Watch party at my place. None of you are invited.

Tbh I should've had Perry be in charge of shit instead of Cinder & that Clockwork Orange cosplayer.

Perry would've stuck to the plan.

No, just wanting to freshen the place up a bit. Jagged crystal tables are sooo last century.

Does Ikea sell furniture for evil castles?

Does Ikea sell furniture for evil castles?

Your art is quite excellent, so I will spare you...for now.

Well...shit.

I should be safe. He was always a Tumblr man.

Even with these two dickheads here, this is somehow still less toxic than Twitter.

Then what are you waiting for? Fucking end me already

Am I to fear these pesky letter openers?

Also, a queen never runs. I stride 💅🏻

If you want me to go away, then LET ME DIE