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@zaratan.bsky.social

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Star Trek. Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan. Star Trek: Tokyo Drift.

09.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know Dawn is a controversial character, but rewatching #buffythevampireslayer, I'm struck by what an awesome choice #MichelleTrachtenberg was for the role and how well the groundwork is laid. The transition from annoying little sister to human confronting memetic horror is πŸ€ŒπŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸ’‹

"Is this blood?"

08.12.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ripped sticker on subway door reading only, "do not get on or off".

Ripped sticker on subway door reading only, "do not get on or off".

This message brought to you by the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social Department of Transportation.

27.11.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TLDR News EU β€” Why Trump’s Peace Plan is a Rough Deal for Europe Trump's 28 Peace Plan has been leaked and it hasn't gone down well with either Ukraine or Europe. So in this video, we'll explain what's in the deal, whether or not Ukraine should accept it and why it...

Telling that @tldrnews.bsky.social is getting overtly preachy about European strategic autonomy (and I have no objection.)

"Should be overwhelming clear that the US just isn't a reliable partner for Europe. Strategic autonomy is the only way to...guard against this sort of extortion."

27.11.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know just enough German to be annoyed when advertisers duzen me.

26.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel this graphic design should have been market-tested beyond Germany.

13.11.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Free SciFi scene I think is funny and you can use:

1: I regret we don't have the instrumentation for the Earth Planetary Anthem. I'll be performing it alone--I hope to do it justice.
2: I've always thought it was quite easy.
1: [hurt]

[later]

1: [opens mouth, full choir Ode to Joy]

06.11.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was sadly lacking a plug adapter, but then I found a magical place called #canadiantire that is open on Canadian Thanksgiving and seems to sell everything except tires

13.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By far the funniest joke in #lowerdecks is that it casually and canonically tells us where we go when we die.

"Why is he smiling?? WHAT DOES HE KNOW."

12.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
@zaratanhamp and @dea.dizz in front of one is the Land seer's Lions in London at night

@zaratanhamp and @dea.dizz in front of one is the Land seer's Lions in London at night

@dea.dizz in front of one is the Land seer's Lions in London at night

@dea.dizz in front of one is the Land seer's Lions in London at night

Big ass lion with @deadizz.bsky.social. #london

07.09.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Set of Twelfth Night at the Globe Theater in London, with crowd gathering in front before the performance

Set of Twelfth Night at the Globe Theater in London, with crowd gathering in front before the performance

Twelfth Night at the #globetheater in #london.

07.09.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rainbow PEACE flag amidst protest march in London against Palestine protest proscription

Rainbow PEACE flag amidst protest march in London against Palestine protest proscription

"Quakers for Peace" flag amidst protest march in London against Palestine protest proscription

"Quakers for Peace" flag amidst protest march in London against Palestine protest proscription

"Red line for Gaza" banner amidst protest march in London against Palestine protest proscription

"Red line for Gaza" banner amidst protest march in London against Palestine protest proscription

Communist party "Stop the genocide. Free Palestine. Ceasefire now." banner amidst protest march in London against Palestine protest proscription

Communist party "Stop the genocide. Free Palestine. Ceasefire now." banner amidst protest march in London against Palestine protest proscription

So we had no idea the major action for Gaza going on in #london this weekend. Happened to get a hotel along the march route and happened to wander out for lunch precisely as it was approaching, at which point we were accidentally but enthusiastically involved. #callitgenocide #ceasefirenow

07.09.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
@zaratanhamp and @deadizz at the base of Big Ben

@zaratanhamp and @deadizz at the base of Big Ben

@zaratanhamp and @deadizz in front of the Thames

@zaratanhamp and @deadizz in front of the Thames

Greetings from #london!

07.09.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Gedenke, dass du sterben musst." -@berlinersparkasse.bsky.social

20.08.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Emily Axford's Killer Instinct [Dimension 20]
YouTube video by Spitfire5 Emily Axford's Killer Instinct [Dimension 20]

Some days you just wanna watch #emilyaxford drive @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social slowly mad until you cry laughing.

11.08.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Excerpt from "The TEXBook" by Donald Knuth:

Insiders pronounce the X of TEX as a Greek chi, not as an 'x', so that TEXT rhymes with the word bleccchhh. It's the 'ch' sound in Scottish words like "lock" or German words lick "ach"; it's a Spanish 'j' and a Russian 'kh'. When you say it correctly to your computer, the terminal may become slightly moist.

Excerpt from "The TEXBook" by Donald Knuth: Insiders pronounce the X of TEX as a Greek chi, not as an 'x', so that TEXT rhymes with the word bleccchhh. It's the 'ch' sound in Scottish words like "lock" or German words lick "ach"; it's a Spanish 'j' and a Russian 'kh'. When you say it correctly to your computer, the terminal may become slightly moist.

Excerpt from "The TEXBook" by Donald Knuth:

Hypens are used for compound words like 'daughter-in-law' and 'X-rated'. En-dashes are used for number ranges like 'pages 13-34', and also in contexts like 'exercise 1.2.6-52'. Em-dashes are used for punctuation in sentences--they are what we ofter call simply dashes. And minus signs are used in formulas.

Excerpt from "The TEXBook" by Donald Knuth: Hypens are used for compound words like 'daughter-in-law' and 'X-rated'. En-dashes are used for number ranges like 'pages 13-34', and also in contexts like 'exercise 1.2.6-52'. Em-dashes are used for punctuation in sentences--they are what we ofter call simply dashes. And minus signs are used in formulas.

Nobody told me #donaldknuth was so horny! #thetexbook

10.08.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You see South Carolina in @spiegel.de and your breath catches. "Oh no. What have we done." And then you find out it's just radioactive wasps and you think, "Whew. It's just radioactive wasps."

04.08.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tumblr poll from β€œlesbianalism”

Do you think you could take a werewolf?
Yes: 70.6%
No: 29.4%

In a fight?
Yes: 8.1%
No: 91.9%

Final results from 35,878 votes

Tumblr poll from β€œlesbianalism” Do you think you could take a werewolf? Yes: 70.6% No: 29.4% In a fight? Yes: 8.1% No: 91.9% Final results from 35,878 votes

Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time

02.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5839    πŸ” 2135    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 119

Metropolis with live orchestra at #kinobabylon! @deadizz.bsky.social

27.07.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Why I Left Fallout 2
YouTube video by Timothy Cain Why I Left Fallout 2

I just wanna say, I caught hell for listing a "staff engineer" as being below a senior engineer once and here's Tim Cain, lead on the original Fallout, doing the same. ;) www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfa...

26.07.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of those "truly lovely evenings that makes you feel grateful" nights. Increasingly #berlin just feels like home

23.07.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The graves of Herman Grimm, Rudolf Grimm, Wilhelm Grimm, and Jacob Grimm.

The graves of Herman Grimm, Rudolf Grimm, Wilhelm Grimm, and Jacob Grimm.

We found some Grimms #brothersgrimm #berlin #altersanktmatthΓ€uskirchhof

18.07.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can we talk about this shakshuka-inspired dinner @deadizz.bsky.social made for us??

03.07.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#providentcreditunion decided a $5 transaction looked fishy and fully locked my card just in time for all my beginning-of-month automatic payments to fail. Thanks guys!

01.07.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.

29.06.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(And, to be clear, I'm commenting on how weird my, and by extension, humanity's, brain is. Hugo's doing great, y'all keep doing you. ;) )

29.06.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cultural forces in a given domain are _wild_. The CLI command to create a new Hugo site is `hugo new site quickstart` and I find that, like, _upsetting_. Obviously the noun goes first. _Obviously_ this should be `hugo site new quickstart`. I'm, like, _angry_ at them for this norms violation.

29.06.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to Museuminsel, complained about the tourists. Good little afternoon.

28.06.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taking your meds is a revolutionary act. Busting out the big guns.

09.06.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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