Dame Bibi Lynch

Watched last 15 mins of Trump presser.

1. When he attacked 2nd ABC journalist, why didn’t the other reporters re-ask her Q/walk?

2. He defamed several people. Publicly. How does he get away with that? White House give him the equivalent of our parliamentary privilege?

3. Where TF will this end?

I know! Been forever. Pray for Dame Bibi! X

💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

I swear to God I didn’t do this. #FilthyMonkey

Everyone does, toots. Everyone.

Nooooooooooo

When life gives you lemons…

I’m not saying you’re plain but, honestly, stuff like this only happens to beautiful people like me. LOOK WHAT MY LANDLORD BOUGHT FOR SICK ME!

People who tell you to go outside in the fresh air because ‘It will do you good’… Do they have shares in fresh air? Went outside yesterday - in the fresh air - & today I’m SICK DAME BIBI IN BED again. Had to cancel all my plans & I’m miserable. Anyway, here’s a photo of some birds trying to kill me.

Request that no-one ever calls me ‘Bubba’ again. Thanks ever so.

I ❤️ you xx

❤️❤️❤️

Hahahaha

Is that the bottom line?

IKR?!

I’ve only just stumbled across the fantastic fact that Margaret Thatcher’s 1970s voice coach, who taught her to lower her voice and speak more resonantly, was none other than Catherine Fleming, who voiced the evil Animus in bonkers 1965 Doctor Who serial The Web Planet. The Zarbi’s not for turning!

He stees you when you're stleeping.

65 Years Ago,,, History was made. #RubyBridges

Twenty-year-old me me getting drunk and texting exes.
After a few cans now, I start applying to tv quiz shows.

Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.

Long story, but I showed a stranger my tattoo in Tesco today.

Much love xxx

Thank you!

Guess what…

"A half - but in a pint glass please"

*I’m being polite

Then Suz declares ‘I find that weird’ when Steph says she never wanted children: ‘I’m just too selfish’, Steph explains.
How disappointing* that a script so beautifully cliché-free falls at the pronatalist hurdle. (Worse? The writers are in their 30s. More broad-minded, you’d hope. Seems not.)

Watched episode 1 and fell in love — thought absolutely everything about this show perfect.

Then episode 2…

Suz - a mother - talking about Steph - not - and declaring her lonely because *Dame Edna grimace* ‘She doesn’t have kids.’

Sorry

Chose the ‘speak to us in Welsh’ option just to feel something.