Bob from Antifa™

I mean, have we even determined the maximum range of a meatball sub? If he'd launched it from across the street with some kind of spring-loaded device, would there have been additional charges?

Well, the students who are NOT going to college are the ones you have to watch out for.

Everyone should be trained better and paid more. On the other hand, fuck Nancy Mace.

This administration is a criminal conspiracy pretending to be a government. I wouldn't buy anything they have.

You work for one of the only useful media outlets.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

At least I don't have to feel guilty for not watching 60 Minutes anymore. Now that CBS is a whorehouse, I mean.

"My president doesn't know what tariffs are and neither do I."

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Virginia who?

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?

Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

AI and crypto for all!

Pretty much the job of the rulers everywhere there's been ruling, forever.

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

“Speaker Johnson, many Americans are wondering why you’re unable to see or hear any developments in the news. Some are speculating that you were kicked in the head by a horse; others theorize that you’ve been huffing spray paint. Which is it?”

We've got you 👍

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

She's deleted it now, and expressed contrition.

On this @60Minutes interview. Trump lies as he breathes. He lies every time he opens his mouth. We’ve never ever faced this before. And the media still has no fucking clue how to deal with it. It is pointless to interview him if you don’t fact check his lies. It’s just pointless.

An illustration of the difference between an asshole and a fucking asshole.

Jeez, lady, what do you have against fondue?

Well, if Teen Vogue can do it, why not People?

At this point I would settle for seeing them involved in a bizarre accident at the razor-wire factory.

I'm with you; but no one names their son "Pinhead."

Eh, people name their kids what they hope they'll be. How often can THAT work out?

As tonight's Probably Illegal act of Treason, I repost this

He is the most punchable little fuck currently out there.

Brilliant.

I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.

Nothing would seem to suggest that any of them are big readers.