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Whoever made this, it’s BRILLIANT.

Trump’s “Board of Peace.”

A farsical bingo card for the SOTU tonight. EXAMPLES: Trump falls Trump slurs his words Trump mocks affordability Trump threatens to make another country the 51st state

Wishing Laura a speedy recovery. Here, have a Bingo card!

Keep fighting

Yep. Anyone doubting our guilt in this should google how many gun stores there are in Mexico.

A winter Saturday with one cat napping on a radiator and another napping on a yellow couch.

Habby Caturday!

First rule of self-publishing: If there's not already a market for your book, create one.

Happy Birthday!

Thanks, Chuck. I needed that.

That's a grasceful tail!

THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.

Also, here’s a beautiful read:

www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...

Thank you. I needed that.

And I'm looking forward to reading the story.

My pedantry kicked in and I looked up zoos in Greenland. You're right; they don't even have zoo penguins! Because they don't have any zoos.

Stonekettle Station responds to a propaganda image of Trump and an American flag-carrying penguin walking toward mountains flying the flag of Greenland, "As a retired intelligence officer and now a professional wildlife photographer, I have analyzed thousands of images. Folks, that's not a penguin. It's not AI or photoshop. I mean, look at the footprints. It might be difficult for the uninitiated to see from this angle, but as a professional I can tell from the pixels: that's Greg Bovino in a Nazi trench coat."

Gonzo, have you ever menaced Ludo from the hello cobber shelf while unauthorizedly nood?

An orage and white cat and a dark tabby on a rug. The orange and white cat is twice as big as the dark tabby cat.

Both beautiful! Here are my girls, asking for first dinner. George weighs twice as much as Tes, but Tes is still the boss (bully).

Oh, no! That stinks.

I love how happy and relaxed the kids look.

I think we can trust the professor to know her students and her field.

Crimb Spreee!

Your behaviores are as good as your looks!

How about "schemes?"

A row of porta-potties on fire. Caption says, "if 2025 were a scented candle."

Happier New Year!

Looks like Dade's legs are thoroughly scent-marked.

YouTube video by jacqsprat64 LOVE ACTUALLY - Deleted Scene- The Principal's Office

The best scene of the movie got deleted. Here it is, for anyone interested. (It can be pretty much a self-contained short film.)

youtu.be/5dvXsHSL21A?...

Piles of herbs and spices say hello. methlaboratories: seaons greetings thebootydiaries: god damn it

Seasons Greetings, Gonzo!

My, what long, festive whiskers you have!