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It’s Father’s Day and my cats haven’t done shit for me.

15.06.2025 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think we’re now in the timeline where Eric Stoltz stayed Marty McFly in Back to the Future.

11.03.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My phone has a protection plan! Time to live with reckless abandon!

12.11.2023 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve decided to live my best life, THE HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST STAYS ON!!!!!

02.11.2023 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I donated blood recently and was excited to find I could track where it went… of course my stupid blood went to someone Philly. Probably a jackass Eagles fan being an idiot. Enjoy my dumb blood.

That being said, donate. There’s a blood shortage right now. They give you juice and cookies!

27.09.2023 20:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want a suit made of living ravens, in case you were looking for gifts for me.

06.09.2023 16:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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