It’s Father’s Day and my cats haven’t done shit for me.
15.06.2025 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s Father’s Day and my cats haven’t done shit for me.
15.06.2025 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think we’re now in the timeline where Eric Stoltz stayed Marty McFly in Back to the Future.
11.03.2025 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My phone has a protection plan! Time to live with reckless abandon!
12.11.2023 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve decided to live my best life, THE HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST STAYS ON!!!!!
02.11.2023 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I donated blood recently and was excited to find I could track where it went… of course my stupid blood went to someone Philly. Probably a jackass Eagles fan being an idiot. Enjoy my dumb blood.
That being said, donate. There’s a blood shortage right now. They give you juice and cookies!
I just want a suit made of living ravens, in case you were looking for gifts for me.
06.09.2023 16:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0