The Harbinger of Beth

Step 1: Short the market
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favours from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.

They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

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Tbh, this is the kind of weaponized incompetence this country needs.

A petition in Denmark has already garnered over 200,000 signatures seeking the "Denmarkification" of California by purchasing it from the United States in response to President Trump's push to buy Greenland.

A tweet from Comrade Sisko ( @Pinko69420 ) with two raised fist emojis reads: "If we can call a body of water a new name, I feel like we can all call trans people by their names and pronouns too." The tweet includes an image of a map showing the southeastern United States, the Gulf of Mexico, and parts of the Caribbean. Overlaid on the map is the text: "If we can call a body of water a new name, I feel like we can all call trans people by their names and pronouns too." Below this text, there's a URL: threads.net/ @fleiwrite

A fine point.

You know it's bad when the President decides an urgent goal is to dissolve the CONSUMER Financial PROTECTION Bureau.

2.2 billion gallons of water flowed out of California reservoirs because of Trump’s order to open dams | CNN There are two major problems with Trump’s order, water experts said: The water will not flow to Los Angeles, and it is being wasted by being released during the wet winter season.

He. Is. A. Treasonous. Cunt.

Let’s keep spreading the truth.

It's only been a few days, but my impression so far is that there is no propaganda, and it's quite sublime. Just cats and spy jokes and misidentified CEOs and people cooking things on very small kitchen equipment. It's gloriously full of goodness and light. For real.

The reception has been overwhelmingly positive so far. Many Chinese users are excited to interact with Americans because we have never shared social media with Chinese people on this scale before. I'm sure we'll ruin it, but for now, a lot of people are paying the cat tax and being super respectful.

Hi from TikTok 🖤😍

Musk is just that pathetic.

They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.