Kevin Coaker

what Xavi’s stupid flicks or hoofing it up to Muani.

stuff the Opta ‘super’ computer and the delusionals, I think we might need 44 points. And i think we’ll scrape 36. Do I get behind the team tomorrow or scream for Vinai’s head…. #COYS

I support them ‘til the grave. But 17 years in the Championship &/ or League One would be f**kin miserable

Leeds United were out of the Premier League for 17 years….

No square pegs in round holes. No players picked on reputation. It’s the Titanic not an oil tanker. #COYS

Yes square pegs in round holes but ditch this back three formation. And it’s just long balls up to Muani in response. Igor might need to go. #COYS

that defence will get ripped to shreds. Is Djed ill, injured or dropped?

that ‘defence’ will get ripped to shreds….

Djed injured now? #COYS

Now watching the Illegal Betting Operators Derby, bj88-W88, listed as Bournemouth-Sunderland by the PL. Both clubs also take money from 8Xbet, linked to human trafficking and enslavement in Cambodis. W88 leads 1-0 at HT.

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Time not to be smug or cocky. Time to find 4 wins. #COYS

The Opta Super Computer knows Jack shit. #FormTable #COYS

after the Postecoglu podcast where it was everyone else’s fault

Madrid play 7th best team in London

David Squires on … a dose of reality for Igor Tudor after Arsenal’s visit to Dr Tottenham Our cartoonist on the north London derby and some uncomfortable truths for the interim Spurs manager

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com

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We’re facing relegation and you just want to flog your 90s podcast

outclassed but unlike at the Emirates letting them know they’re in a NLD. #COYS

this won’t be happening

we lose by two goals tomorrow

form doesn’t go out of the window. They’ve won 8 of the last 10.

who cares. We need to find 12 points to avoid a generational calamity

they’ve won 8 of the last 10 NLD’s

except we won’t

Lange needs to go. Survival or relegation, we need a total reboot this summer. Not soundbites about Tudor could stay if he he scrapes 10 points together

He must be sweating now!

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Fergie, get your knickers on love and make us a cup of tea, two sugars

The Football Association banned Cristian Romero for failing to leave the pitch promptly. Meanwhile Gabriel Jesus…. #COYS

agreed