Fixed dinner in a cast iron pan, made homemade bread, and am rocking out to Lawrence Welk on PBS. Maybe Iβll fuck around and throw on a caftan and take my teeth out. YOLO, right?
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Fixed dinner in a cast iron pan, made homemade bread, and am rocking out to Lawrence Welk on PBS. Maybe Iβll fuck around and throw on a caftan and take my teeth out. YOLO, right?
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Theatre casting in a nutshell:
Female: 40+ yrs of experience, 4.5 octave range, extensive dance training, regional and national recognition, no conflicts.
Considered for ensemble, ultimately not cast.
Male: Did a couple things in HS, claims to be a βmoverβ, didnβt actually audition.
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