LancCo Rob (Wheeler’s Closet Rib Edition)

Playing the classics tonight, nahmean? 🤘🏼🙂‍↕️

He’s got those Raw Milk Brain Worm™ eyes

Hell yeah, the first Parks and Rec cast member ever to have their jersey retired

what you see before a dragon burns you alive

Trump, seeking executive power over elections, is urged to declare emergency Activists who say they are in coordination with the White House are circulating a draft executive order that would unlock extraordinary presidential power over voting.

This is a 50-alarm fire:

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Nobody trustworthy, that’s for damn sure!

The rare modicum of current events that Johnson is aware of, it seems

a man in a suit says wow that was racist in yellow letters ALT: a man in a suit says wow that was racist in yellow letters

How I imagine you reacted:

I may not know much, but I *do* know that if you’re a “milk first in the cereal bowl” type, you are NOT to be trusted 🙂‍↔️👎🏼

he has run against two absolute goofs including Doug Mastriano who eats lead for fun, I'm not gonna give him that much credit

Taking your coffee into the bathroom isn’t a failure; it’s a sign that your body is a perfect machine.

AND THE MUSHROOM 😫

You’re telling me this wheat creamed???

The worst kind of stuff, IMO

Making some snow day motherfuckin chocolate chip cookies 🙂‍↕️

‪The only blizzard warning I want is the text letting me know my DoorDash from Dairy Queen is arriving soon‬

We're evolving as a culture, Emmy. I admit that it's an excruciatingly slow process, but the rejection of tiktok and the embrace of baseball are somehow crucial. Never ask me to explain.

Q&A: John Middleton on Phillies’ high payroll amid looming labor war, Dave Dombrowski-Bryce Harper saga, and more In a wide-ranging interview with The Inquirer, the Phillies owner described going "to bed at 11 o’clock thinking we had a deal" with Bo Bichette and why he doesn't believe in blowing up his team.

Weekend baseball reading from @inquirer.com: John Middleton on Phillies’ payroll amid looming labor war, Dave Dombrowski-Bryce Harper saga, and more: www.inquirer.com/phillies/joh...

Why isn’t anyone buying our product, the Stupid Xspander?

Betty Crocker Fruit String Thing

AND STRING THING

My favorite thing about using PayPal to pay for something online is that I get like 14 goddamn emails about it. It’s great!

I picture this as his facial expression as he nearly runs me off the road in his combine lol

Every day he wakes up, it’s like he’s experiencing his first day on earth

No, man. I’m haunted by Jacob Tyler Realmuto’s empty-headed gaze 😵‍💫

I had a vision

Anyone need a new sleep paralysis demon?