LancCo Rob (Wheeler’s Closet Rib Edition)

Should last a couple days!

Don’t talk dirty to me!

Nor should they!

Whatever happens in the car after a Costco run is between you and your chosen deity, IMO

I bought 42 of these. I’m like Nancy Mace and baked beans with these bad Larries.

I’m going to hell*

*Costco after work

Lil bro looks like he modeled his smile after the grimacing emoji 😬

Not Hegseth talking about squirters in the press conference announcing the deaths of four service members 😭

Beside the point, obviously, but uh…not seeing much of a scar there, either 🤨

Yuge, tremendous amounts of pain. Pain like nobody’s seen before!

‪That or he and Hegseth have been fighting like giraffes over who gets to place a Polymark*t bet on the illegal war lasting longer than a month.‬

Bröther must have shaken too many hands again 😕

If this is indeed true it means:

1. Trump badly miscalculated the Iranian regime’s political resolve (not surprising)
2. Iran has successfully attacked multiple other air defense systems of ours (not surprising)
3. Kim Jong Un (actually nuclear-armed) is salivating

All of this is very, very bad.

It’s almost like electing a desperate, evil chud as president and then allowing him to stock his cabinet with evil, inept chud streamers and YouTube personalities is a bad move.

Bröther can’t hit his way out of a wet paper bag, even when juicing 😭

Playing the classics tonight, nahmean? 🤘🏼🙂‍↕️

He’s got those Raw Milk Brain Worm™ eyes

Hell yeah, the first Parks and Rec cast member ever to have their jersey retired

what you see before a dragon burns you alive

Trump, seeking executive power over elections, is urged to declare emergency Activists who say they are in coordination with the White House are circulating a draft executive order that would unlock extraordinary presidential power over voting.

This is a 50-alarm fire:

wapo.st/3N5cpEn

Nobody trustworthy, that’s for damn sure!

The rare modicum of current events that Johnson is aware of, it seems

a man in a suit says wow that was racist in yellow letters ALT: a man in a suit says wow that was racist in yellow letters

How I imagine you reacted:

I may not know much, but I *do* know that if you’re a “milk first in the cereal bowl” type, you are NOT to be trusted 🙂‍↔️👎🏼

he has run against two absolute goofs including Doug Mastriano who eats lead for fun, I'm not gonna give him that much credit

Taking your coffee into the bathroom isn’t a failure; it’s a sign that your body is a perfect machine.

AND THE MUSHROOM 😫

You’re telling me this wheat creamed???

The worst kind of stuff, IMO

Making some snow day motherfuckin chocolate chip cookies 🙂‍↕️