@nathanowens.bsky.social
Comedian. West Virginia born, Georgia raised, Atlanta resident. Sports fan, comedian, podcaster. Check out my specials Name Brand Human on YouTube or listen on SirusXM, or other audio places that don’t pay me as much, and Possum Daddy on the same stuff!
Honestly what did we as falcons fans do to deserve this?
16.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fun fact: Nothing is scientifically slower than a 4th quarter clock in a Falcons game.
16.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cousin’s a despises his receivers, he’s gonna get someone killed
16.11.2025 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can’t put it any better than that
16.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have no idea what I did to deserve Kirk Cousins, Zac Robinson, and these officials.
16.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think they should make a law that anything using AI is labeled as such. i just don't trust anything on YouTube etc anymore. im just not interested in a machine putting words or images together. life's too short for all that
15.11.2025 05:45 — 👍 806 🔁 80 💬 19 📌 2I also will not pursue any
15.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s crazy about the YouTube tv espn thing is I haven’t missed espn. I miss the games they have but none of their original shows, personality, and aggressive betting ads are missed.
13.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0JCO’s shot chart is an all-timer
09.11.2025 17:12 — 👍 124 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Being a Falcons fan means experiencing every human emotion in a single Sunday, every Sunday
09.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 48 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1Country Roads will never not give me chills. It's simply the greatest song of all time.
09.11.2025 16:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Penix is so good. Playing QB with Zac Robinson as the OC is like swimming with a weighted blanket.
09.11.2025 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love watching this classic conference matchup of West Virginia and Colorado on a classic college football network TNT
08.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This team and coaching staff are pathetic.
02.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow no flags on the patriots for over 3 quarters. Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
02.11.2025 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I can think is what a fun team this would be if someone had handed Zac Robinson a golf club or something when he was younger or his dad got him a job is loss adjustment
02.11.2025 20:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t imagine how good this offense would be if Zac Robinson liked any other sport
02.11.2025 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone needs at-home bits. My favorite is farting on the ring camera and sending the video to my wife asking “fireworks or gunshot?”
02.11.2025 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If this is the Ragnarok that defeats Zac Robinson… so be it
26.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me being forced to cheer for Cousins again…
26.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Truly surprised by the Jonas Brothers performance. I have no idea what’s happening.
26.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It can’t be easy pitching to Freddie with the stadium lights bouncing off those veneers
26.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God isn’t real
25.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope every decision maker involved in the FanDuel/Bally app that’s holding our local teams hostage lives the rest of their lives with erratic piping hot diarrhea. I hope it finds them the highest points of their lives to bring them down and at the lowest points in their lives to drag them further.
25.10.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is how it feels watching sports now
24.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have no idea how much longer I can watch games without a team I love. Every commercial, timeout, inhale while the announcers aren’t talking is gambling or AI. I love sports so much but the greed of these leagues and corporations have done nothing but make the sports fan experience brutal
24.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hawks won the tip were never losing
22.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching WVU hire a cheating ex for coach and expect the team to be fun or remotely competitive is my own fault.
18.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0