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Please enjoy this genuine phone conversation that was broadcast on Gerry Andersonโ€™s BBC Northern Ireland radio show involving a hypnotised chicken & a tragic accident involving the Child of Prague.

A dramatic recreation of the conversation was later produced using claymation and it is glorious.

11.07.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
A BBC news headline which says โ€œPenguin says it did โ€œall necessary due diligenceโ€ with The Salt Path

A BBC news headline which says โ€œPenguin says it did โ€œall necessary due diligenceโ€ with The Salt Path

Iโ€™m no expert but I wouldโ€™ve got a person to do it.

09.07.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5687    ๐Ÿ” 1057    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
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Is this the quirkiest town in Britain? This town has an abandoned harbour, lost-in-time cafes, a train junkyard, old-world cinema and an astonishing annual fair. Youโ€™ve probably never heard of it (unless you live in central Scotland).

Alex Cochrane on Boโ€™ness. adcochrane.wordpress.com/2018/09/24/i...

06.07.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donโ€™t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me toโ€ฆ
A: find your momโ€™s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you Iโ€™m your daughter.

Happy Fatherโ€™s Day Daddy.

15.06.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11702    ๐Ÿ” 3200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 233    ๐Ÿ“Œ 435

ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.

10.06.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13894    ๐Ÿ” 2405    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

โ€œHow to stop an overflowing toiletโ€ should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.

08.06.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9477    ๐Ÿ” 656    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

Like I said the other day, not only is the song brilliant but this video is the best. The frantic dancing! Raffaella (even though she's miming to Claudia Mori's voice)! The mirrors that mean you can never actually tell how many dancers there are.
I love it.

23.05.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think Toast are selling the gutties we used to wear to P.E for ยฃ99

28.04.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Athletes should compete against normal people more often so we can see just how superhuman they are imo.

17.04.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc.

And then he arrests them for murder.

The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.

10.11.2023 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 451    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde appeals to President Trump to have mercy upon immigrants and minorities
YouTube video by ONEST NETWORK Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde appeals to President Trump to have mercy upon immigrants and minorities

If you watch only one short video today, make it this one. Remarkable bravery, and the looks on the various faces could be material for a dissertation on gender, the family, and authoritarianism. youtu.be/gVInX42IQD8?...

21.01.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5740    ๐Ÿ” 1586    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 421    ๐Ÿ“Œ 247

Amazing detail!

19.01.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

13.01.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50464    ๐Ÿ” 5581    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 686    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215
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When I say I would like to see a revival of traditional Irish culture, I specifically mean competitively yeeting rolling pins

25.11.2024 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 225    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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