Jordan Falk

RIP to a real one. The Wire, Generation Kill, Qanon into the Storm, John Oliver… so many other docs and shows I can’t even think of rn wouldnt even get a shot under new management.

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

Someone this take was so smart lol

“Hey AI wtf I specifically said DON’T kill the entire chain of command.”

“You’re right! You did say that, and I didn’t follow your instructions. I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.

I can now:
- kill everyone
- suggest another country to invade
- generate an executive summary

Just let me know!”

Beautiful couple, and they both seem like genuinely nice people. Best wishes and cheers to the newlyweds! 🥂

Someone didn’t get an RFP

Reposting from the future.

Based on the dumb emojis I’d say CaptGPT wrote tha one 🤖 🫡

Exactly

The hardest part would be the run but if could knock that out in the first couple hours the rest is smooth sailing. 6 street tacos every 2-3 hours, 2-3 beers an hour I cloud get the whole thing done and get a few hours sleep before waking up rich. 💅

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

I picture Trump Admin folks looking at the concerns expressed in that statement and saying “Yes! Exactly!”

Boy that’s weird

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Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Former ICE instructor will testify as whistleblower that agents taught to violate Fourth Amendment The instructor, who is an attorney, plans to tell a forum sponsored by Congressional Democrats that the procedures in entering homes are not taught appropriately.

A former ICE instructor is expected to testify that new agents are trained to run roughshod over constitutional rights, including the right against a home invasion, and that the federal agency is “broken."

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

Here's the problem, though. If you stand up to tanks in the streets, everyone will agree you're a Brave Hero. But if you stand up to the small things -- stopping the train before it really gets started -- you will be coded as *annoying*, as uptight, as moralistic, as uncool.

I think it mostly has to do with Trump admin folks not understanding how anything works, and therefore making the stupidest possible decision at all times.

Damn. I chatted with him on Twitter a few times. Super interesting guy. RIP.

Of all the BlueAnon bullshit this thing is quickly becoming the BlueAnonist

An ICE agent shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, a US citizen and San Antonio resident, in March 2025. Then ICE and the Texas Department of Public Safety covered it up. He was 23 years old. I am calling for a full investigation into this shooting, including why there was an 8-month cover up.

That’s where I’m at. 👊

I once heard them described as Imagine Wagons and after that… I just can’t do it lol. Enjoy though!

Super cool. Super cool.

Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.

ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.

Pennsylvania is a direct competitor to New York? What?

Psycho shit

Ukraine is the front line in a wider fight for democracy.

@munsecconf.bsky.social Ukraine House installation featured powerful contrasts in the scale of this war's artifacts. Compare a shot-down Russian drone versus a smaller Ukrainian interceptor (with me & MSC Chair Wolfgang Ischinger for scale).