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@scuubasteve.bsky.social

90% sarcasm 10% bad ideas

45 Followers  |  49 Following  |  198 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.538

Latest posts by scuubasteve.bsky.social on Bluesky


Just remembered I made plans to go out to Happy Hour with my coworker tomorrow 😫😩

19.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Birthday 🥳🥳

19.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This Rihanna/Luther Vadross mix by Amorphous is NASTYYYY

19.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really REALLY want artist, especially the R&B ones, to get AWAY from this 2 min song bullshit!!

19.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sad that I go back to work tomorrow after being off for the last week…

19.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But I also wouldn’t mind a good home made burger….

18.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think I wanna make lasagna for dinner tonight 🤔

18.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hate that waterbeds disappeared before I got the chance to experience sex on one 😒

16.02.2026 14:13 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 1

Consider yourself lucky cuz I paid almost $350 to renew …

15.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And he does this every time without fail…. And it annoys TF outta me cuz you could just call from the start.. But then I’ll answer and we’ll be on the phone for like an hour or so 😅😅

15.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have this one friend who will text me first as a test…. to see if I’ll respond or not, then when I respond he will call to start conversation

15.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elderly black folks are soo damn adorable!!! Ran into the grocery store to grab some butter and milk and met thee SWEETEST old lady!!

11.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw that stupid Guess the phrase “Baltimore Edition” post and now I want a damn chicken box with a jumbo half and half 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

08.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I don’t mean like a flight attendant

08.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly…I wouldn’t mind a job that required occasionally having to travel

08.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol I don’t like nothing about it

08.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😐 Focus Social

08.02.2026 07:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not mad because the company mad up for it… BUT DAMN!!!

08.02.2026 06:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DC is unmatched!!!! Met an out of town friends for food and drinks…

Why did I pay $175 for 1 Margarita, 3 Doubles of Espelon and a order of Wings

08.02.2026 06:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Woke up with this song stuck in my head!!!

07.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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07.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😱😱

07.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think I have a thing for sensory deprivation 🤔🤔

07.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My response: Well if ur still working, I’m assuming ur getting paid so somebody better give me my damn money

06.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why today the lady said “ohh the company filed for bankruptcy” right before you requested the refund so now we gotta wait on the legal department to determine when you’ll get ya refund

06.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been going back and forth with this company regarding a refund for about 2 months now…

06.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Left work early to come home and lay in bed ☺️

04.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*buy

03.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too much going on.. people liking you and viewing profile but you can’t see who unless you but a subscription

Nooooooooo thank you

03.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me: Downloads dating app

“5 minutes later”
….. Deletes said app

03.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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