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Court Mage Bishop Dowser

@magedowser.bsky.social

I hate magic. I hate magic. I hate magic.

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Indeed, a party has been assembled, and I am among its ranks. We will be venturing beyond what we’ve named of the land and returning not until a great foe has been silenced.

Should I be favored to survive, you will not hear from me until then.

13.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

emergency

12.10.2025 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you

12.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something’s stirring in the uncharted wilds. I fear I may be called to a perilous adventure before the sixth sun sets.

Must the world turn?

12.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BE NICE TO ME!!!!!!

11.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so many

11.10.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do NOT

11.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

food

with which to get fatter

11.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm enormously intelligent, I know what matters better than anyone else.

11.10.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHO THE FUCK IS JIM

11.10.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the same scale, how fun would it be to read the vividly recited observations of a wizard manipulating a subject into believing they're hungry for spiders, then providing them with a bowl full of spiders?

11.10.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An electrifying depiction of Court Mage Bishop Dowser losing control of his magical output, resulting in a phenomenon called a "mana flare."

An electrifying depiction of Court Mage Bishop Dowser losing control of his magical output, resulting in a phenomenon called a "mana flare."

🎨 by @batponysnufffilm.mov

11.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how fat

11.10.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

SO SPEAK THE STARS

11.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am WILDLY published, I'm a COURT MAGE of GREAT RENOWN and PRESTIGE!!!! Literature bearing my signature can be found disregarded in the darkest, dustiest corners of MANY A LIBRARY!!

11.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you'll know when

11.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one eyeball or three fingers

you decide

11.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate me if you must but you WILL remember my NAME.

10.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

NICE COCK

10.10.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

take pride, for there is merit here

10.10.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m about to go berserk.

09.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCOURT MAGE BISHOP DOWSER” I BELIEVE YOU MEAN

09.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unbelievable.

09.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every sentiment you publish is THE SAME SENTIMENT

09.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you will NOT

09.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he’s going to KILL US

09.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

exclusively me and no one else

08.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what a β€œsona” is but it sounds like something no one has any business kissing.

08.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This Is What Must Be Done

08.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IN NO WORLD!!!

08.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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