Court Mage Bishop Dowser

A sketch of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as seen from below and behind. He appears to be purposefully contemplating the confections of a street vendor. From behind the counter, the baker directs a traumatized gaze toward the foreground where a path of gore and mangled, shrunken corpses can be seen in the mage's wake. Splatters of red as well stain the revealed fraction of the bottom of the mage's paw, all perhaps alluding to the notion that he wasn't feeling very patient toward acquiring his breakfast pastries.

Cosmic wizards don't wait in lines.

🎨 by @fandroit.bsky.social

Admirable

what the fuck is that

my parents are gluten free

Manners are a virtue, you know. You’re allowed to be polite to tinies before you kill them meaninglessly, it’s not as though they’ve slighted you.

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Undertale

how fucking dare you

ARE YOU CALLING ME SLURS

I’m about to say a slur

Some light amusement park torment to start out March.. ;3
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Be not fooled, vast creature of legend. Someone surely downsized the city instead.

🤤

Or just sear the earth with devilmagic and leave nothing to thrive thoughts on that?????

A greyscale of the corpulent Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser occupying a township surely ten times too small for his hazardous height. He appears to be inspecting the wares of a traveling merchant whom he has ensnared and left dangling in his magical aura. Creatures only scarcely taller than his bare toes frightfully clear from the streets below while he thoughtfully browses a selection of pebble-sized items and artifacts. His open robes reveal his lucrative gut as thoroughly as they do his sheathed genitals.

I shan’t waste your time with haggling banter, nor shall I waste my own with stooping.

🎨 by @essyx.bsky.social

ARE YOU VENTING THAT YOU WANT TO AVOID PEOPLE VENTING

WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS PROFILE

Prude

Why didn’t you just snorfle some into his mouth over a greasy makeout

ALL WILL DWINDLE AND THAT IS FINAL

Okay I GET IT NOW

These measurements of your world have no bearing on my own but SOMETIMES OTHER CREATURES PICK ME UP BY MY HEAD WITH ONE HAND and I DON’T LIKE IT

I WILL DESTROY YOU

Happy macro march ya all~

yes

true warrior, hero of our era that you are

the meek will hunger for justice, but peril is all god shall serve

Shoulda just ate it, they’re a great source of protein

JUST TAKE A BATH HELLO?????

Just keep the food stored and sealed adequately, the survivors will die on their own IT’S FINE