saw some motorcycles cuddling in the same parking space (theyre besties)
10.11.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@dysfungional.bsky.social
she/it ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ | pathetic loser i repost nsfw stuff shy girl..i dont talk much mastodon @fungi@functional.cafe
saw some motorcycles cuddling in the same parking space (theyre besties)
10.11.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0we should go to hell and kill andrew jackson to send him to a second worse hell
17.08.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations.
Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
I HAVE A BODY. IT SUFFERS.
YOU CANNOT MAKE IT SUFFER LESS WITH SOPHISMS AND LABELS.
GIVE ME HUMAN RIGHTS.
MY MEDICINE HEALS MY MALADY.
THIS IS MEANINGFUL.
I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE LIKE ME.
IF YOU DONโT FEEL LIKE YOU ARE LIKE MEโI DID NOT MAKE YOU FEEL YOUR FEELINGS.
THATโS MY SKIN. GET YOUR OWN.
bunch of different ones in a trench coat:
- classes of values
- (checked|unchecked) assertions
- comments :)
- memory layouts
- shapes
- collections of operations
- relations/constraints
- abstract, symbolic expressions
- dataflow rules
Itโs NOT funny
27.10.2025 17:41 โ ๐ 3423 ๐ 802 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 8selling my services as a yes-woman. i have many years of experience of clapping and cheering along with whatever someone says. salary is negotiable
10.03.2025 13:19 โ ๐ 60 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0same bestie
23.10.2025 16:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i need to become this
21.10.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0we are happy to report the operation was a success. you are now 17% more meow meow
23.10.2025 11:19 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have a tendency to say im going to the bathroom instead of just brb in voice chats which is fine but one of these days I am worried a girl is going to tell me to sit back down and it's going to ruin my life forever
10.10.2025 06:34 โ ๐ 91 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0boys in eyeliner
08.10.2025 02:57 โ ๐ 78 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0oops read too many slashfics last night and went blind (vision blurry ehehe)
30.09.2025 04:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bernkastel. Reblog.
29.09.2025 18:03 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0hap borth!
29.09.2025 16:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0wehh i love and hate oneshots. on one hand, short and comfy, otoh I NEED MORE
29.09.2025 09:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0that boy harsher concert mustve been really good for me,, ive been feeling optimistic the last few nights <3
29.09.2025 07:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0yoo this is fucking sick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYXq...
hope i stop feeling endlessly lonely someday
21.09.2025 09:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0can we take a second to enjoy non-sexual dominance? having someone choose for you? placing a hand on your back? pulling you closer in crowded areas? fixing your hair when you didn't know it was messy? holding your hand to guide you through crowds? telling you when you should eat/go to bed? god tier
21.09.2025 08:13 โ ๐ 1026 ๐ 293 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 31of course !
21.09.2025 07:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
20.09.2025 00:24 โ ๐ 14754 ๐ 3324 ๐ฌ 173 ๐ 111hell yeah
21.09.2025 07:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0that sounds fun, what do u wanna emulate?
21.09.2025 07:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0a spread for a comics page, black background, with white panel borders and most the drawings white on black. upper left of the spread, a swirl of the start of a star - emanating out from it in radiating arms, a number of different paths in brick-like interconnected panel border shapes. First radiating down and to the left the life of a brown dwarf - which never quite becomes a start. the next branch goes mostly down - a red dwarf which burns longer than the current life of the universe, but the path forks near the bottom, because some of these alternately flare up during their life. the next path is a dwarf star - much like our own - which is stable until it puffs up late in its life, then burst off much of its material to become a white dwarf. Here the path forks - in one branch it lives on as a white dwarf and nebula, in the other, when it has a partner star, it steals material from it and eventually becomes a type 1A supernova. Overlaid a bit on this set of paths and the red dwarf is an example of a binary star system and a six star system. Emanating from the middle of these paths from upper left and going across the spine of the book to the lower right, is a path filled with galaxies - the path loses its border in the middle showing a collection of galaxies. Upper right path is a blue super giant as we move right it goes nova becoming in one forking path a black hole, in another a spinning neutron star - and that forks to either continue or if paired, collide to go supernova and create heavy elements. Middle of right side, molecules formed by chemistry with these atoms forged in stars. new swirls form, and then we see another generation of stars in a grid set of panels and the Planets! formed around them. This is a generational cycle and the text reflects that
Finished spread! The lives of different types of stars, the various ways they give back all they had taken in changed, and the new forms they give rise to! This took me some time to say the least! It's a lively place out there! On to the next spread (finale of this chapter!!)
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