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annoying dog painted orange = ponbon lesser dog painted orange = ponbon 2nd evo greater dog painted orange = ponbon 3rd evo

ok but what if

Metroid Fusion is all of these at once when S-ax is on the screen

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Kirby Air Riders Ver. 1.3.1 update has been released! The new patch includes several bug fixes and balance changes. Support for the upcoming three amiibo has also been added! ✨

en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...

The Meta-Knights!

ps5 is our most juiceless console yet and we just fired everyone making games for it. we can't wait for you to see what's in store for the ps6

If executives were soulless husks purely motivated by profit and made decisions purely based on metrics things would actually be better, but CEOs aren't even that. They're all complete fucking morons who lead based on vibes, and will torch the company they run before admitting their strategy was bad

Aaaaaa

Red envelope design with Pippins, cursed red Battat, dice, Points as money coins, Chinese gold ingots, and Tenna's TV Time logo on the corners. The text reads, "恭!! 喜!! 發!! 財!! ('Wishing you happiness and prosperity' in Cantonese)" mimicking how "It's!! TV!! TIME!!" looks. The border has Wingdings text that reads, "GET RICH" over and over

Happy Lunar New Year from the Pippins of TV Time Studios 🎲💸
#deltarune #LunarNewYear

ALT: Captura de una noticia de MARCA con el titular “Nuevo golpe a la piratería”, donde se anuncia que LaLiga y Telefónica obtienen medidas cautelares contra NordVPN y ProtonVPN. Debajo aparece una imagen negra con el logo rojo de LaLiga, muy dramático, como si fuera el villano final de una película cyberpunk, y a la derecha una columna de últimas noticias deportivas intentando seguir con su vida normal.

Esto no es una victoria contra la piratería. Es una derrota para la neutralidad de Internet y la privacidad.

Que LaLiga y Telefónica consigan que se obligue a NordVPN y ProtonVPN a bloquear IPs sin garantías es un precedente que debería preocuparnos a todos, incluso aunque no veas fútbol.

in 3 months there will be revenge #kirbyairriders

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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

We'll receive the first draft of the Japanese translation of Chapter 5 next week!

Meanwhile, we've been polishing the game and doing some preliminary internal bugtesting on PC. Heavy bugtesting across every console will happen when the Japanese translation is done.

⚠️Sigo buscando alojamiento TransFriendly en Madrid que esté bien comunicado⚠️

- Alrededor de 400€/mes
- Persona tranquila, no fumadora
- Para entrar cuanto antes

Si alguien alquila/busca compi de piso o sabe de alguien que me avise, y si no me hacéis un favorazo si podéis compartir 💜

Daisy has her health insurance claim rejected, leading to Luigi taking drastic measures

decepcionado pero no sorprendido

It's him #deltarune #ralsei

i feel like i've already posted this everywhere but i think i'm proud of it. i love you Kirby and the Forgotten Land I love you fecto elfilis.
#kirby

I am an enjoyer of the rat

Panel 01: Shen's hands are holding a notebook that says "GOOD DAY NOTE" on it in a writing style similar to how "DEATH NOTE" is written in Death Note. Panel 02: A grey skinned, yellow eyed, blonde haired angel/shinigami character with little wings and a toga is standing behind Shen. He says "That's right! Anyone whose name you write in that notebook will have a FANTASTIC day!" Panel 03: Shen turns his head slightly, now looking at you, the viewer. Panel 04: Shen is looking at you with a devious, evil smile, the book open and pen in hand. His eyes are red, like the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note, which allow you to see someone's name by looking at them.

Partida preciosa de city trial, creo que la que mejor me ha ido #KirbyAirRiders

Silvia Intxaurrondo

La vivienda es una competencia autonómica

¿Qué hacemos con una comunidad cuya representante dice, en público, que se niega a cumplir la ley?

IT Dance - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is at the office and looking at a computer that's being difficult. It can't seem to connect to the network. The screen says "ERROR No connection So alone". Poor computer. August tried the usual fixes but the problem isn't obvious. He's begun searching for answers on his phone with a search engine called "searchle". August: This might take a while to fix. Robin: Okay, let me know when it's- Panel 2 Robin has noticed that August is searching online for solutions. Why did he even bring IT into this when he could have done that himself? Robin: Wait, you're just looking up how to fix it on your phone! I could have done that. August: You still can do that. Panel 3 Robin looks to the side and contemplates the situation. August wouldn't mind being able to skip this task but is also aware not everyone knows the right thing to search for and he will probably still have to do it in the end. Panel 4 Robin has decided to stop questioning things and take this as an opportunity to get some coffee. This moment is a gift. August is unbothered, he would probably do the same thing. Robin: I'm going to get some coffee. You want anything? August: No thanks.

IT Dance - Gator Days