RIP Jim Morrison you would’ve loved ecstasy

Eating an entire block of cheese has more integrity than eating broccoli cheddar soup

The only girl dad that matters is Tevye send post

Romance novel FMC: “I wasn’t normally into older men, but he was good looking for being in his late 30s.”

I’m going to k1ll myself. (For legal reasons this is a joke)

Finding a mood disorder assessment in an old pile of audition music is too good to be something I wrote

One of my most toxic traits is checking out a trashy book and then being mad that it’s trash.

A brown tabby with beautiful round eyes in a wicker basket

Can can be grandma when clearly baby

The new vet called my cat a grandma so I guess we’re finding a new vet.

A picture of a bunch of adoptable cats with various description that all include “dom”

Fun fact: there’s no top shortage in cat society

Method acting? You mean improv?

Had my last on site day at work yesterday. It’s been a stressful three years. No connection but it’s the first time in years that I haven’t taken a drug to get to sleep.

WTF?!? Border Czar Tom Homan claimed that ICE and Border Patrol agents don’t need probable cause to detain people they suspect are undocumented, saying they can do so based on factors like physical appearance. This is straight-up racial profiling, not law enforcement.

Streaming old RPDR and even the ads have a lisp

A meme about eating so many bao

I did in fact eat all eight mini shrimp bao

The only president we’re celebrating today is Bill Pullman.

If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Some good news. Get bent, loser.

Along with abolishing ICE we should abolish all for-profit prison companies in the country.

A thing my coworkers and I have normalized- yell some version of “not a stroke” when you’re toasting bread. It’s synergy, babe.

I said more to come and I meant it. Which Pedro Pascal are you today.

It’s Bo Burnham’s eyes in “All Eyes on Me.” You know. The depression song.

Coworker: How are you doing today?
Me: Oh just living the dream!
My Apple Music:

First they illegally deport citizens. Then they unleash ICE to terrorize communities. Now they’ve got the National Guard in L.A. to silence protestors.

This ain’t about law and order.

This is what authoritarianism looks like.

I’m sorry for the amount of memes I send. I had dairy last night.

Elon out there like "I spent a quarter of a billion dollars to get this pedophile elected, and this is how he repays me?"

Disney Opens New Immersive ‘Star Wars’-Themed Gay Conversion Camp

Disney Opens New Immersive ‘Star Wars’-Themed Gay Conversion Camp
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A mood chart of various Nicolas Cages. They’re all screaming.

A mood chart of Tobias Fünke. None of them are happy.

A mood chart of images that I found by Googling “stressed meme template”.

I have three versions now. More to come, I’m sure. (kill me)