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Eric Laycock

@enlaycock.bsky.social

Chili with spaghetti, soccer, occasionally theme parks, soccer/Fußball, chef-fy shit. I stand on the corner for a living. Not a real chicken.

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09.03.2026 14:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jordan is dead to us.

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Here’s our Honey Bun soaking up sun and presenting for bed cuddles.

09.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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08.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe.🤷‍♂️😂

07.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure Jake was unbiased in his help with this whole process.

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Ditto. Our new LG does cubes/crushed/“craft” ices. They’re a solid fridge.

06.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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06.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hope they don’t go trendy and give into the silly goat mascots. Not when you have vultures, eagles, and Fritzle to pick from.

05.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t worry. Chili and spaghetti is likely happening tonight.

05.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know I’ll be back on my bullshit soon.

05.03.2026 12:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sir, this is a Wednesday. We do not watch footy until the weekend. Dumme englische Woche.😉

04.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A pot of pulled pork chili on a stove.

A pot of pulled pork chili on a stove.

You might not be surprised to know that I’ve made chili today, but you might be shocked to hear that I’m not putting it on top of spaghetti.

04.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Best bird is best.

04.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolute legend. If FCC starts adding statues to the concourses at TQL Stadium, Kubo is at the top of the list to be first.

04.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You can’t get infamous without being famous.

04.03.2026 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m glad your kids think so fondly of me.😂

03.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Would you feel better knowing that they call you worse behind your back?

03.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Enjoy your time back” Is the greatest phrase ever said in an office setting.

03.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You can tell that I’m decidedly middle aged when I get stupid excited about building an IKEA utility cart.

01.03.2026 19:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank the Phoenicians.

01.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fighting ICE with 🔥🔥🔥.

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28.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dortmund Dortmunding is the most Dortmund thing ever.

28.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is, but it’s how we can cope with the horrors of the world. If it wasn’t for #soccersky, I’d probably be suffering from a good amount of depression. Banter is what gets me through the day.

28.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even if this becomes a race, there’s 10 match days for Dortmund to Dortmund.

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