Eric Laycock

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Jordan is dead to us.

Here’s our Honey Bun soaking up sun and presenting for bed cuddles.

Maybe.🤷‍♂️😂

I’m sure Jake was unbiased in his help with this whole process.

Ditto. Our new LG does cubes/crushed/“craft” ices. They’re a solid fridge.

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I hope they don’t go trendy and give into the silly goat mascots. Not when you have vultures, eagles, and Fritzle to pick from.

Don’t worry. Chili and spaghetti is likely happening tonight.

You know I’ll be back on my bullshit soon.

Sir, this is a Wednesday. We do not watch footy until the weekend. Dumme englische Woche.😉

A pot of pulled pork chili on a stove.

You might not be surprised to know that I’ve made chili today, but you might be shocked to hear that I’m not putting it on top of spaghetti.

Best bird is best.

Absolute legend. If FCC starts adding statues to the concourses at TQL Stadium, Kubo is at the top of the list to be first.

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You can’t get infamous without being famous.

I’m glad your kids think so fondly of me.😂

Would you feel better knowing that they call you worse behind your back?

“Enjoy your time back” Is the greatest phrase ever said in an office setting.

You can tell that I’m decidedly middle aged when I get stupid excited about building an IKEA utility cart.

Thank the Phoenicians.

Fighting ICE with 🔥🔥🔥.

Dortmund Dortmunding is the most Dortmund thing ever.

It is, but it’s how we can cope with the horrors of the world. If it wasn’t for #soccersky, I’d probably be suffering from a good amount of depression. Banter is what gets me through the day.

Even if this becomes a race, there’s 10 match days for Dortmund to Dortmund.