Cis Lesbian Grandma

Yeah, but do YOU have a pumpkin head in the fridge of your break room?

I didn’t think so.

I am hoping these pumpkins survive until Halloween. One year, when my boys were very little we put out their pumpkins. That same night a moose came by and ate every last bit of all 3 pumpkins. All that was left was stumps and candles. They still talk about that to this day.
How uniquely Alaskan! 😂🎃

My granddaughter took inspiration from her own smile.🎃

a man with the words we have no kings here written on his face ALT: a man with the words we have no kings here written on his face

To everyone marching tomorrow, I’m so fucking proud of you.

No reason.😏

I gotta go buy a yellow shirt.

Do I like decorating for Fall/Halloween?
I don’t know, maybe just a little.🤓

Every day I drive by this tree on the way home. And every day I think to myself that’s it’s such a pretty tree. She’s in her full autumnal glory.🍂🍁

My dog when I try to hide a pill in her treat:

“Sir, they are out of onion rings. You want curly fries instead?”

“Sooooooo…..how was your day?”

Come on, people! Work with me here! Look over here! I need you all to get closer. That’s it!
Now say CANDY CORN!

Who would you go straight for?

It’s Chocolate Week!
#GreatBritishBakeoff

Sounds good to me.😂

For the pharmacy geeks out there. I haven’t posted this in a while.
It’s like I always say…when in doubt add tincture of opium.
Do you still have cholera? Yes? Do you care anymore? Nit so much.
#pharmasky

Right? So no more!

Pharmaceutical periodical from 1900. I especially love the ad for hydrogen dioxid “closed bottles do not explode.” 😬😳🤓

I tried to add an eagle on my right shoulder. Let’s just say the AI needs some fine tuning.😬

Throw. The. Ball.

I’ve been on a 60’s anti war music kick. This song especially:

I made this my profile pic on Twitter. Too much?😂😂

The Cleveland Guardians are trying to give my father a heart attack. 😳😬

Debut album Bonez Hugs and Harmony

Doodle Dre and Snoop Dood

🤗

What genre of music does this duo perform?

When I am the one in my friend groups and family explaining memes and groypers? We are so fucked.

Predictive text and I have a tormented relationship……as you can clearly see……