what

You’d think Trump would be showboating and gloating all over the media today but he’s not been seen in public at all. Interesting.

Imagine you're paying like $100 a month or whatever for Claude and realizing the government used the same shit to kill schoolchildren in Iran. And they're using your tax money to pay for it. So you're paying Claude twice to kill kids. Crazy.

/Mistaking the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago for the coat-check for a chiropractor's second wedding that is happening in the ballroom right next to the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago and briefly seeing a drowsy Donald Trump in a suit and baseball cap looking at a TV with a bunch of tweets on it. "Ope, sorry guys."

Again, it is interesting that a single generation was entrusted with the richest, most advanced empire the world had ever known and was just uninterested in keeping it going

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Oh a new season of Monarch. Cool.

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

Hmm my reverse psychology worked

Man, Pulskamp sucks.

Man went to a Timberwolves game and hell broke loose before, too. Gonna need a Rupar Index before long.

Man went to a Timberwolves game and hell broke loose before, too. Gonna need a Rupar Index before long.

You keep saying "We learned this..." and I'm not sure that's quite correct.

Where’s all the UFO shit that was promised earlier this week

If FIFA did, for some reason, regularly give out a Peace Prize, you’d think #1 on the list of criteria for potential winners would be “do not start a war with another nation in the World Cup, directly before the start of the World Cup”

Iran selects Tucson for 2026 World Cup training Iran’s men’s national soccer team will train at Tucson’s Kino Sports Complex ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup, beginning preparations in early June.

Iran has two FIFA World Cup matches in LA and one in Seattle. The first is 107 days from now.

Starting to think millenarianism in the name of Christian rapture has consumed the highest levels of our government, accepted and leveraged Trump as the Antichrist device necessary to usher in a new age of Christian apocalypse theory, and is on the cusp of acting on its wildest dreams. It will fail.

Why would the Board of Peace do such a thing

Operation Epstein Fury

James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

never look at your phone when you get up to take a leak. someone might have started an idiot war

A stunning sunrise of deep neon pink, orange and purple hues over a glass lake with the beach and a couple of docks in the frame, half an hour before the sun cracks the horizon.

The sun also rises.

Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

Jokic has never cared about anything but his horses so this reaction would have me going into witness protection

Well, nobody said the French system yielded particularly smart individuals.

The other side of it is the ambulance, ER, and hospital visit for a snakebite is financially ruinous for us in America so maybe the risk is worth avoiding the generationally devastating cost of treatment. Who knows, maybe the life insurance was worth it.

Some body I used to know