what

Whole ass receiving corps got the yips

Are people gonna egg Nagy’s house?

Ugly desperation

Hmm my tonsils have yet to be tickled

I feel so bad for the generations that missed out on this. What a time it was.

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

Time for Leclerc to go bowling.

The problem we have today is that too many “liberals” aspire to and think that they’re a 50s’ Eisenhower Republican when they’re more closely ideologically to being a 60s-70s Nixonian Republican.

Poor bastard’s playing the wrong sport. Black sheep of the family.

“We should copy Daniel Arsham.” - some FIFA trophy designer somewhere

They wanted to copy Daniel Arsham.

I was rooting for the teal color. Oh well, it’s primer for a better 2027.

“The intention was to punish elite universities, it was not to destroy the scientific capacity of the United States, but that’s what they’re doing.”

This is clearly and flatly wrong, as evinced by every science-related policy decision and appointment, whether to do with universities or not.

Nala the brown pitbull sits behind the author trying to give him kisses all over his head as he ducks forward looking at the camera.

Me and my lil lady.

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And these are guaranteed, too, right? No special conditions or clauses, etc.

👀

"New Contract" graphic for Katie Scott through 2027

Scott is here to stay 💫

Katie signs a new contract with the club through 2027 ✍️

I will say doing this without Peterson seems good, but yeah, some dumb decisions down the stretch and YGMYFT. More disappointed at football this season; I feel like we should’ve done more to get Kotelnicki to stay.

Oh man. Stabbing Westward’s (“Save Yourself”) Darkest Days album was a no-skip for me, but I don’t know how many people would share that sentiment.

Point swirl visualization showing all teams in the NWSL and how teams cumulative points increased. In 2024 there were 4 teams at the top and then the rest were much lower. In 2023 all teams were very close. In 2024, Kansas City is far above all other teams, but the other teams are reasonably close.

Here is the updated #NWSL point spirals after the 2025 season. It really shows how quickly Kansas City took the lead without any other team coming close. Remaining teams were pretty tight on points

That’s what I figured. Doesn’t even really seem like it would work ironically either.

What are your feelings on seersucker?

Some guys just have all the luck.

Nala, a brown pitbull with cropped ears (not the author’s doing, btw), sitting on snowy grass attentively and excitedly looking up at the camera with an orange ball at her feet; she is wearing a teal and navy blue dog coat. She is beautiful.

My baby girl got to experience snow again. 🥹

Some redditor who lives in Northeast KC asked about CPKC Stadium’s grow lights “west of the city” after seeing them reflected on the clouds.

Wake up, babe. A new Groverhaus for the modern age just dropped.

Been awhile since I’ve watched pro football only just for the enjoyment of the game and without strong feelings about the outcome of the season. Forgot what that was like, 2012 feels like so long ago.