Brenda Borkoski

A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency TO: Heads of Executive Departments and Agencies FROM: Department of Grammar Efficiency (DOGE) RE: Guidance on grammar The federal Government is eli...

"INTERROBANG!? IT has the word BANG in it, and that sounds VERY POWERFUL. SO they are ALLOWED!?"

19.03.2025 13:01 — 👍 42    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 1

Anyone want to join a support group for former Target addicts? I need those idiots to get their act together, tout de suite.

19.02.2025 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m working on it!!! Between losing Meta and losing Target, I’m feeling a little lost and lonely, TBH. 💔

19.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As a reader subjected to Dickens in high school, college & grad school, I wish I could upvote this 100 times.

09.02.2025 16:34 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both the Super Bowl and a Superb Owl Unpredictable Head-turning Majestic Fast-paced Expensive Bone-crunching Spirited A hoot

"Unpredictable"
"Head-turning"
"Majestic"

09.02.2025 02:29 — 👍 55    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 4

Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships

Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
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05.02.2025 22:00 — 👍 3790    🔁 373    💬 46    📌 31

And the second in the series

05.02.2025 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I present to you the first in a new series of animated shorts: “Naval Warfare” by Simon, age 6. 🎥🎬🍿

05.02.2025 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m experiencing a random glimmer of hope for the human race: watching fully-grown adults take swim lessons. The humility and courage is warming my heart.

01.02.2025 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unless something unexpected happens soon, I think we need to admit we live in a fundamentally changed world.

There's good news. We don't know yet what that new world is going to look like, just that the old one is no more.

Disruption is a double edged sword. Fight for the future you want to see.

01.02.2025 01:54 — 👍 686    🔁 103    💬 16    📌 2

Especially if many of them are ON THEIR OWN NATIVE LANDS

24.01.2025 21:59 — 👍 61    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0