Jon Hall

In other words, some of us like to read while we eat.

If someone’s doing something where you can see it, it does not necessarily mean they’re doing it SO THAT you can see it.

I think people have confused “performative” and “visible.”

Surprised he did not simply claim he’s never heard of something called the ACA.

I love how presidents on TV always have the deepest, most mellifluous voices you’ve ever heard, and our last two real-life presidents have sounded like sandpaper on a sheet of particle board.

I do not want a smart home. I just want a stupid home where everything works.

Shaheen actually said, “our colleagues on the other side of the aisle.” Jesus Christ, guys. Jesus.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

“Wait us out, and we’ll cave” is a great message to send your opponents.

A “Mamdani for New York” style sign reading “Oh for God’s Sake.”

Well, at least my favorite won Bake Off, so there’s that.

If Texas ever flips, Republicans will suddenly find the electoral college to be an antiquated, unfair, unnecessary institution.

Sign for a law firm called Harrison Davis Morrison Jones.

I can’t tell whether this is supposed to be two people or four.

The greatest innovation billionaires have come up with is they found a way to have billions of dollars and still be miserable and angry all the time

A “Mamdani for New York” style sign that reads “Making Plans for Nigel.”

if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

My giant son got to install our new smoke detectors.

Jesus Christ, no. Leave me alone unless I ask for help. I’m not there for audience participation.

There’s a lot of music I love that you might not enjoy and we can still be friends, but if you don’t like Cocteau Twins you can fuck right off.

YouTube video by Blake Babies - Topic Civil War

This Friday’s favorite is “Civil War” by Blake Babies.

Every state and local government needs to tax the hell out of centi-millionaires and billionaires right now. Like, immediately.

oh you don’t say

YouTube video by Blake Babies - Topic Civil War

This Friday’s favorite is “Civil War” by Blake Babies.

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

Oh, that’s a very good bet. I also hate clove and anise, but nutmeg seems to be the common factor in all of these.

I really hope we can finally learn the lessons of Watergate, Iran-Contra, and January 6, and actually punish the people at the top this time.

I think the song I am currently working on is driving me literally crazy.

I’ll always be delighted that Roger Stone thinks he’s dapper as hell but always looks as if he shops at Spirit Halloween.

That vacant, quirk-mouthed expression Trump has when he’s idling is exactly the one my stepfather would have in the last stages of dementia.

It's good that public sentiment flipped as soon as people saw the consequences of the things they thought they wanted, but we have a serious problem if we're going to keep cycling through this process forever.