Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉🔞 gay pirate yapping

secret third option MYTH MAN

She is cruel, manipulative, and makes a point of finding vulnerable people and targeting them *in order to hurt them.*

I know I’m not disagreeing with vex here when I say that everyone will use their own judgment in this situation. I will add that if you’re choosing to engage, and especially if you find yourself in a private conversation with this person, please be cautious.

teach in sales seminars about how to quickly build rapport.

But mostly like I said, I don’t KNOW anything and I’m not doing anything at this point besides paying attention and exercising caution

responding with a LOT of connection way too quickly. Like, I sent an informational kind of DM about common spambots on ao3, and she responded with like 10 long messages offering a lot of personal stuff that wasn’t asked for or even relevant to the conversation. It felt like the kind of stuff they

the voice/tone being similar, the language, the balls to the wall “need to be besties with everyone immediately”. I haven’t blocked or even muted yet, I’m just watching and noticing and being aware of her MO. Last time around, she was actively seeking opportunities to get into DM’s, and then

First - definitely not assuming any ill intent from you so worries there 🫂 it’s hard to quantify but it’s definitely not *only* being new to the fandom and seeking engagement. I seek it too because I like talking to people! It’s that AND timing, brand new account, and more nebulous stuff like

This is incredible!!

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I’m just proceeding with caution, the truth always comes out in the end

This is SO CLOSE but what if there was a giant moustache and like 300% more fringe

I don’t know for sure so I’m not making accusations but it’s happened enough times that it makes my spidey senses light up. She’s hurt enough people that I’m cautious.

I am always sus when somebody has just watched the show for the very first time and yet rolls up with a host of strategies to be the center of the conversation. I’m open being wrong but it’s weird. And if there’s one thing about [redacted] it’s that she needs to be the center of the conversation

If I finish watching for the first time before you start then probably YES I am sure I’ll need an immediate rewatch to comprehend anything at all

—-Chrysalis god get your mind out of the gutter

lmaoooo check out this caterpillar with a HUGE SWINGING-💥

I love what the actor does with Shane in the show, it feels so much stronger and more nuanced than what the character gets in the book

INCREDIBLY

a cartoon character sitting on the floor holding a teddy bear with the words global hd on the bottom right Alt: Slap the text bear SLAP IT

Me when I get a new tattoo 😅

A textured crocheted baby blanket in shades of orange and teal

A textured crocheted baby blanket in shades of orange and teal

Waiting on good lighting to take the official photo to send in, but the #TealOranges baby blanket that my mom made for the #FandomMarket is complete! This baby blanket is gorgeous and it’s also fully machine washable so you can ACTUALLY use it as a baby blanket or lap blanket if you want!

That is beautiful!

YAY A DELICIOUS MEAL FOR MY LUNCH

Again 🫦

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I buy this 100% and now I kind of need this in my life. (Thinking ahead towards the @ofmdrareships.bsky.social Jackie event HMMMMM……)

Incredible

I just watched the show and yet I am aware of all the ways to make this conversation about meeeee

adding a phone alarm to 5 minutes before opening

i love gentlebeard they’re like if two gay guys got real lesbian about each other

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