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A screenshot of an Ao3 fic titled "as life gets longer, awful feels softer" By tragicallynerdy Summary: Ed has TMJ. It complicates things. Sex, alright, sex, it complicates sex, because Ed likes oral sex, he likes it a whole fucking lot, so sue him. But it's fine, whatever, he can just take a break from giving blowjobs and eating people out, he can baby his jaw and he won't be in any pain. Well, he won't be in more pain than his usual chronic pain. Excellent plan, 10/10 no notes. Until he meets Stede. And then he's in love, and horny about it, and he wants to give Stede blowjobs like all the fucking time. Well. Shit.

A screenshot of tumblr tags for this fic. They include: OFMD, Ed Teach/Stede Bonnet. Additional tags: smut, disability, character study, TMJ, trans Edward Teach, trans male Ed Teach, trans Stede Bonnet, t4t Ed/Stede, oral sex, vaginal sex, grinding, thigh riding, strap ons, gender affirming sex, gender euphoria, chronic pain, established relationships, but newer established relationships, minor meetcute inclusion, mild hurt/comfort, sucking the strap, Ed Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet, POV Ed Teach, Ed Teach has ADHD, author plays fast and loose with terms for people’s junk, breaking the fourth wall, Ed Teach's knee injury, disabled Ed Teach The fic is 19,151 words long.

pspsps hey #Gentlebeard ies, come get your t4t TMJ Ed/Stede smutty disability-focused character study!! because Ed deserves to eat Stede out forever amen

i'm not a GB author, this is my first purely Ed/Stede smut fic, so please enjoy this rare treat

#OFMDfic

archiveofourown.org/works/80525676

03.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 17 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

I hear the first two notes and have an immediate physical and emotional response

03.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're going through all the satie and I had to sit here and draw and be normal while gnossienne no 5 played 😭

03.03.2026 20:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Their stars? I always combine the title in my head with that John green book

03.03.2026 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In Favor With Our Stars Satie jumpscare at life drawing today 😭😭😭

03.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Check out this patch featuring art by @515253545.bsky.social, ready for your bag or vest!

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03.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 8 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Me and Wee John are going to talk crafts and eye makeup. And who knows what weird shit I'll hear from Buttons but I know I won't be bored

03.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm going with 2, we're going to have a blast! 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, & 9 they'd be making out next to or over me. You couldn't pay me enough to sit with Izzy or CJ. 1 would also be fun; roach would have great snacks but I could talk crafts and makeup with Wee John, & Buttons is just neat. Also, aisle seat

03.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

03.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

He’s beautiful

03.03.2026 10:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No but I grew up in Albuquerque if you decide to look at New Mexico

03.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Throwing down an Olympic gauntlet to @petrichorca.bsky.social and anyone else in the #OFMD fandom who wants to create a small fanwork around the Winter Olympics - deadline March 15 for the end of the Paralympics! If this gets more interest than just two people I'll make a collection on Ao3 for us!

26.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 48 🔁 16 💬 9 📌 4

I love him!!!

03.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Our Flag Means Death PODFIC Database

While AO3 is down, you can use the #OFMD Podfic spreadsheet to see 2,037 stories that have been recorded, as well as an external link column that takes you directly to the audio files where ever they are hosted. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

03.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 33 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

I did all three things please clap

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