Jake Goldsbie

New Sturgill is a straight up boogie record, like I don't know how you don't become a private detective investigating a new case at 1 am at a sketchy bar in Atlanta in 1978 listening to it

I know it's been a while since 2016, but around these parts, remember, it's always Fuck The Texas Rangers

So nice that we only had to wait two weeks for a whole new tournament to root against the States

yes okay good

poor guy

Beef and......rice??? What will they think of next?

As someone who has been a professional actor since I was five-years-old, I give you, with my full chest, my heartiest "go fuck yourself"

"back at it again at krispy kreme"

we didn't know how good we had it

Associated Piss

My large son and his home runs have only gotten larger

Platner spends more time with nazis than a lot of "real" nazis do. Curious stuff! Probably just half a dozen identical coincidences

Same energy

i was in the building and have a hard time remembering the sequence of events because so much was happening all the time that it's just kind of a surreal blur. and i'll never watch the game to know for sure. was the most fun i've ever had at a game until it wasn't.

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

The Pitt is an incredibly annoying show because I want to be bitter and jealous that like 90% of the cast are nepo babies but they're all so damn good that I'm not able to and I just think that's unfair

Sturgill Simpson's album rollout consisting of him posting memes on Instagram and then quietly dropping the whole thing on YouTube proves that he is a man with a poster's spirit

I think there is some truth to the fact that certain groups that claim to fight antisemitism have damaged their credibility by labeling too much criticism of Israel as antisemitism. But a lot of people are way too gleeful that this means they no longer have to pretend to care about antisemitism.

Members of Canada's military may have been involved in planning U.S. strikes on Iran, retired general says | CBC News A retired Canadian major-general says personnel on exchange with U.S. Central Command were likely involved in planning and targeting airstrikes on Iran unless Ottawa explicitly barred participation. A...

"It is highly likely that members of Canadian military, on exchange with the US, were involved in planning and co-ordinating of airstrikes on Iran. It is long-standing policy to have Canadian service members participate in exchanges with US Central Command."

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

My guy

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

Our own nightmare nation notwithstanding, I would love it if we could play a small part in taking this fucker down.

Also great thumbnail, photo editor.

I will vote for any candidate that makes Sam Altman eat dog food on national television

Really feels like there's a real moment of opportunity for the NDP in this country right now. If only the party still existed. Oh well.

Super cool it's been 14 months of everyone saying you can't take the Trump administration at their word about anything but the second the option to kill Middle Eastern people is on the table everyone's like "oh, well, they were going to attack us first, they said so"

You Do Not Have To Post Antisemitic Shit That Racist Morons Post On Twitter

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Really glad we arrested and demonized all those college kids protesting Israel. They didn't know WHAT they were talking about.

Carney could've just fucking said this