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Jake Goldsbie

@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social

Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman

1,671 Followers  |  526 Following  |  1,709 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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I will vote for any candidate that makes Sam Altman eat dog food on national television

01.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really feels like there's a real moment of opportunity for the NDP in this country right now. If only the party still existed. Oh well.

28.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Super cool it's been 14 months of everyone saying you can't take the Trump administration at their word about anything but the second the option to kill Middle Eastern people is on the table everyone's like "oh, well, they were going to attack us first, they said so"

28.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You Do Not Have To Post Antisemitic Shit That Racist Morons Post On Twitter

28.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 18848    πŸ” 4898    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 49

Really glad we arrested and demonized all those college kids protesting Israel. They didn't know WHAT they were talking about.

28.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carney could've just fucking said this

28.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

hi, hello, killing people in a foreign country with no legal basis isn't a distraction from anything. get your priorities right.

28.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 576    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Congressman Greg Klansman

28.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

those 85 schoolgirls will never kill again

28.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1312    πŸ” 305    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

I was upset about the bombings, but then I found out they were illegal, and now I'm FURIOUS

22.06.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 442    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

13.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8189    πŸ” 2361    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

embarrassing that anyone not born yesterday took Carney's "middle powers" Davos speech as anything more than a barefaced, cynical embrace of militarism and austerity

28.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck israel and fuck the united states

28.02.2026 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 572    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

i was trying to explain this idea to my (extremely not online) wife who hates him SO much and can't figure out why she hates him so much the other night but couldn't phrase it properly and i think this is the crux of it yeah

27.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope everyone on The Traitors got their shots after having to be near Rapaport again

27.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

an unbelievable journey

27.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doug Ford wants TTC officers to crack down on drug users. Why some say that’s a bad idea The provincial government is exploring a move that would grant greater authority to the city’s specialized transit peace officers

Do you know why this is dangerous? Because this law states that you can be jailed for six months, fined $10K, or both if you are merely *suspected* of having or using drugs. People will absolutely be profiled β€” and not just homeless people. www.thestar.com/news/gta/dou...

27.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Guy took the entire country telling him to eat shit personally

27.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we can all agree that the world has sucked shit ever since Diarrhea Planet broke up

26.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is a dumb argument to say you're still on Twitter because you want to fight the Nazis where they live. It is a dumber argument to say you left Twitter but you keep posting screenshots on a website where everyone hates Twitter people because you need them to see what's going on where they live.

26.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A cool way to deplatform Twitter is to stop posting all the horrid shit you see from Twitter elsewhere

26.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I sure am glad I'm not on Twitter, a website I left so I didn't have to see awful tweets from awful people, and use Bluesky, a website I joined where I just see screenshots of awful tweets from awful people instead.

26.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is zero chance being optimistic about a Blue Jays season is going to end well but here we are

26.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I am going to enjoy the Tyler Rogers Experience

26.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How to Support Trans People in All 50 States A curated list of 100 organizations supporting trans rights and livelihood to which you can donate.

as long as folks are enthusiastically donating to state level trans orgs today, figured I'd reup this list the @them.us team and I put together a few years back: www.them.us/story/orgs-f...

(some info may be outdated, but use this as a jumping-off point!)

26.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 594    πŸ” 504    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

Same

26.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every New York Times column & Atlantic thinkpiece, every Guardian broadside led us here. Jesse Singal and Ben Ryan and all the others "just asking questions" led us here.

Every bit of coverage that's treated us as suspicious outsiders and punching bags helped speed this day.

You are responsible.

26.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 818    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

i sure wouldn't mind not having to see any more screenshots of pervy chuds on a whole other website tweeting about Alysa Liu's cervix

26.02.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 571    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2