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Jake Goldsbie

@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social

Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman

1,670 Followers  |  526 Following  |  1,735 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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I can excuse racism but i draw the line at celebrity owners

I can excuse racism but i draw the line at celebrity owners

Watching Chelsea vs. Wrexham

07.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's crazy

07.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nosh Jaylor and No Baylor

07.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Between this and Paikin's column it's quite clear Tory is trying to get his columnist pals to clear a path for him to re-enter the race, and it's frankly disgusting.

He stepped down because HE HIMSELF said the affair was an unforgivable breach of the public trust! That's still the case!

07.03.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

"did you hear, Bo and Manoah were bullying Ernie Clement for YEARS"

06.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not at all what Ben is saying here but, separately, I am extremely ready to start a "Bo was a Problem" narrative this season

06.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh hell yes

06.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Hidden Fires Burn Hottest by Bosse-de-Nage on Apple Music Album Β· 2026 Β· 10 Songs

Early AOTY candidate. An intense and unrelenting listen but this shit is so good.

06.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoooooooooo

06.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow's Bandcamp Friday fundraiser will be for The Trans Continental Pipeline, helping trans folks leave hostile states (ahem, Kansas) for Colorado.

06.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 684    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 19
Elle-MΓ‘ijΓ‘ Tailfeathers is returning her TFCA award best supporting performance in a Canadian film, following the organization's decision to censor her acceptance speech during Monday night's gala. 

Here are excerpts from Elle-MΓ‘ijΓ‘'s email to the TFCA, shared with permission.

"To the membership and executives of the Toronto Film Critics Association;

Firstly, I would like to thank the TFCA for recognizing my performance in Melanie Oates’ beautiful film, Sweet Angel Baby. Playing Toni was one of the highlights of my career and I am deeply proud of that film and all that it offers; especially as a queer Indigenous woman. As a filmmaker, I also have profound respect for the work of film critics so I do not take this recognition lightly.

Regretfully, I am writing to inform you that I will be returning the award due to the TFCA leadership’s choice to censor my words on Palestine. I was unable to attend the gala in Toronto so I sent in an acceptance speech by video. The following statement was removed from the video - When we were shooting Sweet Angel Baby, October 7th happened and it changed everything. I just want to say that my heart continues to be with the people of Palestine who are experiencing this ongoing genocide and thank you to anyone in this industry who’s been brave enough to say anything."

Elle-MΓ‘ijΓ‘ Tailfeathers is returning her TFCA award best supporting performance in a Canadian film, following the organization's decision to censor her acceptance speech during Monday night's gala. Here are excerpts from Elle-MΓ‘ijΓ‘'s email to the TFCA, shared with permission. "To the membership and executives of the Toronto Film Critics Association; Firstly, I would like to thank the TFCA for recognizing my performance in Melanie Oates’ beautiful film, Sweet Angel Baby. Playing Toni was one of the highlights of my career and I am deeply proud of that film and all that it offers; especially as a queer Indigenous woman. As a filmmaker, I also have profound respect for the work of film critics so I do not take this recognition lightly. Regretfully, I am writing to inform you that I will be returning the award due to the TFCA leadership’s choice to censor my words on Palestine. I was unable to attend the gala in Toronto so I sent in an acceptance speech by video. The following statement was removed from the video - When we were shooting Sweet Angel Baby, October 7th happened and it changed everything. I just want to say that my heart continues to be with the people of Palestine who are experiencing this ongoing genocide and thank you to anyone in this industry who’s been brave enough to say anything."

Absurd. Via @justsayrad.bsky.social on the hellsite, The Toronto Film Critics Association censored lle-MΓ‘ijΓ‘ Tailfeathers acceptance speech because she mentioned Palestine. Both weird and pathetic!

04.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

05.03.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2043    πŸ” 422    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7451    πŸ” 1508    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 71

Our pitching staff is Mantiplying

04.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm this guy

03.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

New Sturgill is a straight up boogie record, like I don't know how you don't become a private detective investigating a new case at 1 am at a sketchy bar in Atlanta in 1978 listening to it

02.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 542    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 24

I know it's been a while since 2016, but around these parts, remember, it's always Fuck The Texas Rangers

03.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

So nice that we only had to wait two weeks for a whole new tournament to root against the States

03.03.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes okay good

02.03.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

poor guy

02.03.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beef and......rice??? What will they think of next?

02.03.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who has been a professional actor since I was five-years-old, I give you, with my full chest, my heartiest "go fuck yourself"

02.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"back at it again at krispy kreme"

we didn't know how good we had it

02.03.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Associated Piss

02.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My large son and his home runs have only gotten larger

02.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Platner spends more time with nazis than a lot of "real" nazis do. Curious stuff! Probably just half a dozen identical coincidences

02.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 672    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

Same energy

02.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was in the building and have a hard time remembering the sequence of events because so much was happening all the time that it's just kind of a surreal blur. and i'll never watch the game to know for sure. was the most fun i've ever had at a game until it wasn't.

02.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

02.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4493    πŸ” 593    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 27