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OK, it's been a week now, so in the replies tell me what Golden Age show(s) you listened to! I listened to Kismet which I didn't much care for, How to Succeed in Business which was pretty good, and One Touch of Venus which I absolutely LOVED ❀️ Ogden Nash's light verse lyrics are so fun and witty!

09.03.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are only 4 possible scenarios on Iran. 4th is the best option for humanity & one Trump would rather die than accept.

1. Trump admits defeat & leaves Iran.

Consequence: Global power shifts to China & Russia. USA is the laughing stock of the world (even more than now). Iran is emboldened

1/5

09.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 11
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Attacks leave dead vs killed

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Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads:
"Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

08.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7052    πŸ” 2802    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 26
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14150    πŸ” 4259    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 42

GIVE IT UP FOR WEEK THREE!!!

08.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

08.03.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4969    πŸ” 1509    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 17

Very funny how Blue Moon tries to make Lorenz Hart look cool by pretending that all along he secretly inspired the ideas of other, better writers

07.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky

06.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

06.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5233    πŸ” 910    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 20

They should invent a hyperfixation that everyone in the friend group is obsessed with the same amount and at the same time

06.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œWasn’t” being corrected to β€œwarren niet.”

β€œWasn’t” being corrected to β€œwarren niet.”

4. My friend Astor sent me this one, from Google Docs:

06.03.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

re: the push notification I just received from the New York Times that read, verbatim: "Could War Hurt U.S. Consumers?"

05.03.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

The reason we have β€œstupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.

05.03.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 22651    πŸ” 5555    πŸ’¬ 608    πŸ“Œ 171
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 25869    πŸ” 10098    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 199

He needs to resign. Full stop.

05.03.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5
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Tell Trump: No War for Israel U.S. taxpayers are paying $60 million dollars every single day for a war against Iran at a time when many Americans can't afford groceries, housing, health care, and education. Tell President Trump: N...

I just signed a petition telling President Trump: No War for Israel! Help reach the signature goal β€”Β add your name too: nowarforisrael.org?source=blues...

05.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Men think they're doing their share of housework. They're not. The gender gap is taking a toll on women's mental health and is not showing signs of getting better.

related to the previous post.

"New research from the university suggests that women who carried the bulk of the housework load at age 25 still bear the same heavy burdens decades later as they move into middle age β€” and that "women's domestic workload only increased during the child-rearing years."

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Donate to save my innocent children Hello , I am Shareef Alamoudy, I am from Gaza married and have twins children Husam and Ahmed, five months old, they came after four IVF. My wife and I came to Egypt in June to do IVF and my wife got ...

"We are going through difficult and complicated circumstances, and we are stuck in Egypt. I have a back injury and need spinal fusion surgery. I need your support to continue my treatment and my son's treatment. He also needs more than one surgery to fully recover."

Molly Shah βœ…

slow donations ⚠️

05.03.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
On February 22, 2026, Naval Ravikant tweeted: "If you're unwilling to defend your country in time of war, then you're a tourist, not a citizen."

As of March 3, 2026, the tweet has been deleted.

On February 22, 2026, Naval Ravikant tweeted: "If you're unwilling to defend your country in time of war, then you're a tourist, not a citizen." As of March 3, 2026, the tweet has been deleted.

deleted his tweet as soon as an actual war popped off

04.03.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10968    πŸ” 1092    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 40
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Help A Mom Evacuate Gaza: Urgent Treatment Needed for Son’s Eyes My name is Casey York and I live in the U.S.. I have created this fundraiser on behalf of my dear friend, Rana, as she is in Gaza and unable to create one for herself due to geographical and logistica...

please help πŸ’œ

Molly Shah βœ…

11 DAYS WITHOUT DONATION ⚠️

chuffed.org/project/1539...

03.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

please help πŸ’œ

"I was able to receive the treatment I needed but I’m still left with the remaining balance of $300 I have raised $150(150/450) and I’m really grateful for the support so far❀️ I can’t do this alone. Every donation, no matter how big or small helps me pay the doctor πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ™"

03.03.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
Hell's Paradise morality tier list. Nurugai is at the top and labeled "Literally did nothing wrong." Gantetsusai and Rokurota are below her, labelled "Property damage/manslaughter with mental incapacity defense." Moro Makiya is under them with "Cult leader, no confirmed kills." Yuzuriha, Chobei, and Keiun are labeled "Stole some stuff and killed some people." Below them is Gabimaru, labeled "Killed a LOTTA people but feels bad uwu" and finally, Akaginu and Horubo are at the bottom and labeled "Irredeemable."

Hell's Paradise morality tier list. Nurugai is at the top and labeled "Literally did nothing wrong." Gantetsusai and Rokurota are below her, labelled "Property damage/manslaughter with mental incapacity defense." Moro Makiya is under them with "Cult leader, no confirmed kills." Yuzuriha, Chobei, and Keiun are labeled "Stole some stuff and killed some people." Below them is Gabimaru, labeled "Killed a LOTTA people but feels bad uwu" and finally, Akaginu and Horubo are at the bottom and labeled "Irredeemable."

I made a tierlist ranking of the Hell's Paradise death-row convicts based on morality

03.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have backups in Docs of all four Hell's Paradise fanfics I've written if anyone wants to read them while Ao3 is down πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

03.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

check up on your closest aroace friend, ao3 is still down

03.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

02.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4795    πŸ” 948    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 29

Actually yes I am saying that you shouldn’t dehumanize anyone

No exceptions to the rule

πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

02.03.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1311    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 28

I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"

02.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3436    πŸ” 813    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 13
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What Was the Golden Age of Broadway? It was the best of times, it was the best of times. The Golden Age of Broadway marks a legendary period in American musical theatre historyβ€”an era when the Broadway stage flourished with groundbreakin...

My homework for everyone is to listen to a real Golden Age show www.broadwayworld.com/article/What...

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