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Mira: what are you wearing?

Sky: I got a jurk, some clogs, and this damn corset from my grandma.

M: what? … why?

S: you said you wanted a Dutch baby

M: yeah, I meant the dish, not for you to dress in Dutch drag.

S: But I look good, right 😏?

M: I hate you.

S: I’ll take that as a yes. 😌

The ‘p’ is silent. Like in psychology

Psuch

Psucker

Pscience

Psauce

Pope Francis with a mic talking to the crowd

🎶 Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak So every day l'd have at least three stomachaches Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin-achiever? 🎶

In middle school, we had a class called Critical Thinking taught by the vice principal. He taught us to play chess and would give us lessons on decision making and strategy.

We should bring that back into practice.

English words that are stolen French words kill me every damn time.

Have these men ever met any Haitians? It makes no sense to antagonize people who have suffered this damn much from the incompetence of their government.

Hi, just a friendly reminder that Freydis Moon just released an audiobook last week and that you should not buy purchase that book at all because Freydis a brownfishing white person who likes to bully their fellow trans and queer authors.

I’m in the part of Grind by K. A. Merikan where everything is working out but I know that this duo is about to fuck all that up for their twisted pleasure.

Once again, trauma bonding is not bonding over a shared trauma experience with another survivor of that experience.

It is when you bond with your abuser. The person/people who took advantage of you, you bond with them as a defensive mechanism to survive the abuse.

The Wasp King Joanne Harris and the Storytime Band published a post on Ko-fi

I wrote a little story about the dangers of letting wasps live rent-free inside your head. Buy me a cup of tea if the spirit moves you, or just read it here for free... ko-fi.com/post/The-Was...

They need to build a damn community that isn’t toxic and friendships not built on who has the bigger ego.

Fellow gamers,

Wanna help fight ICE?

Check out the Discord.

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Just remembered that I wrote a whole novella that I’ve never published before. 🤔 might have to edit and post it.

Need this on a spiritual level

Mmmm warm and fuzzy feelings. We got this 😌

If this was a series, I would definitely buy all of them.

Updated prices and what I’m offering.
Opening 2 slots :)

I need cake 😭😭😭

This might heal me

I have done nothing today and I feel so drained and I have a headache.

Be One In a Million We are asking YOU and 1 million people to give $10 to protect and preserve 1,400 acres of wild lands on West Galveston Island.

I know there’s a lot going on but if you have any money to spare, please consider protecting a vital wetland area, or share this link.
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Ugh, I need 10

This thanksgiving dinner will be perfect. Because I’m going nowhere, seeing no one, and cooking nothing 😌

Woohooo 🙌🏾🙌🏾

I want another plant 😭😭

I want to go to the ocean, maybe just to look at it and flirt with it a bit 🙃

The rage I feel when being told what to do can only be outweighed by someone I care about telling me what to do. And then I still have to make a smartass comment about it before accepting it.

It’s all about balance.

Use your sourdough starter to make muffins with apples in them.

Coat the apples slices with cinnamon, salt, brown sugar, and oat flour.

You can thank me later

I do need some heartworming motivation today

They went for a look but don’t touch kind of situation