Dragging urself to the nearest chipotle bc you’re too hungover to make food and doordash prices are insane is the human experience
08.07.2023 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dragging urself to the nearest chipotle bc you’re too hungover to make food and doordash prices are insane is the human experience
08.07.2023 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New ceo of Bluesky
02.07.2023 13:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder what it’s like to go through life and not get scared that every time you throw your garbage out in the dumpster you also threw away your phone or a precious item
26.06.2023 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no this collar isnt a sex thing its so if I get lost at the supermarket my handlers can find me
23.06.2023 21:12 — 👍 170 🔁 31 💬 4 📌 3There’s something peaceful about being a lil sick and hungover
24.06.2023 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What kind of evil deeds r we talkin
23.06.2023 12:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I could even be a possum every hour account if I wanted to the world is my oyster
23.06.2023 12:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky has given me the chance to be dark and mysterious in a faraway land
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hi
22.06.2023 19:53 — 👍 146 🔁 30 💬 7 📌 3Do u guys know about the submarine yet
22.06.2023 21:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do I stop myself from calling this tweeting
22.06.2023 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who’s the enemy. there’s always an enemy. who do we kill on bluesky
22.06.2023 20:39 — 👍 499 🔁 34 💬 86 📌 10Heard this is where all the normal people were scurrying to
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