Aphrodite's Violet🔞

when you accidentally call your wife mom

being lesbian is like
so pawsome tbh

Got a new vibrator that works amazingly well off temu and I can't even use it anymore because my neighbor complained about their lights dimming.

Bought a bootleg clicker and now whenever I use it on my catgirl I end up being her sub. Stupid fucking spencer's clicker.

Found a site that sold my dream knot toy, looked at what else they had and they were selling a full premade dnd campaign with in depth instructions on sex scenes??? Anyways my players love and i get to be both dom and dm

So it turns out that hypnotist actually did something, everytime i go to sleep i wake up 700 miles away in a strip club boymoding with like 5000 $1 bills in my suit. dont get a hypnotist from etsy yall.

Strangely high amount of middle aged men with short hair, oversized dress shirts, loose jeans, and polished dress shoes on my way To class today. I think they found out about my ex “boyfriends”.

My catgirl texted me that she fucked some girl that she thought was me. Came home and apparently she thought the cardboard cutout was real???

Got put in those like plush handcuffs so i took out my hidden lockpick out of my back pocket while she was getting pizza and apparently thats not how youre supposed to do bondage???

Covered my entire house in carpet and now my catgirl wont stop kneading the ceiling lamp.

Had my maid friend come over and she made me cum from a feather duster. Now I have the extreme urge to wear frilly outfits and clean and this it how it happened to her.

Bus driver took a wrong turn and now we're driving through the second layer of hell. Saw this hot demon and she gave me her phone number. And the exact time and cause of my death.

Put on a clicker training audio for my catgirl and now she barks what do i do