Spotty AD 🇨🇦

I never thought of doing that with it.

My mostly erect cock

It's a little early for FCF but why not? #irlnsfw

That too. That's pretty common.

Guys on apps: Wat u into?

Me: (Gives a relatively detailed list of things I'm into, emphasizing that it depends on the mutual likes of my partner and the vibe)

Me: How about you?

Guys: Anything

Oh. Okay. Guess I know how much effort you're willing to put in and I won't waste my time.

My mostly erect cock

It's a little early for FCF but why not? #irlnsfw

Pink is best when they are around your ankles.

👻

I'll come inside, tyvm.

Not me being a needy cat today 😅

Who wants to get railed after I get home from work tonight 🥵

Hard to feel like it's not when locals ghost me like they do 😅

Magic Shave gentle formula. I diluted my first can too much so I need to get more and adjust.

Sometimes I feel like I must do something to make people hate me? Like trying to chat with locals and getting back "heh" and nothing.

Maybe I'm broken 😂😅

Why is my ball shaving cream shipping from Belgium this time?

🥵

I would love some soft dog.

True fact

Meerkat with his sheath out

Heh, penis

The screenshot of the bdsm quiz everyone is doing that says I'm the pain artisan. 100% match.

This is accurate.

Oops. This wasn't meant for the horny account. Oh well. Coffee is integral to my horny levels. Deal with it.

The cartoon sticker of me licking up coffee I don't mug that says big city, and has a cartoon sticker of me. On the table in the photo there is a real life version of the mug that says "big sippy" with a cartoon face of my chee.

BIG Sippy's inaugural morning coffee.

Managed to make it work before the pill wore off. Fuck I was hard and leaking like a faucet 🥵

Let's launch them into space 😈

This was prior to me asking her to sign me up for the province's free PrEP so I'm a little less shy talking about sex with her.

And I know she's a doctor and I'm a medical professional too. But sometimes we're the worst patients.

To be fair I don't necessarily get it from the cheapest source. I was kind of embarrassed asking my family doctor about it so I went through an online pharmacy. I should switch it and get her to write me a bigger refill.

I'm considering switching to Cialis. It'll last most of the weekend.

That blue pill is expensive. I don't like NEED it but sometimes I get performance anxiety with people I haven't had sex with yet so it's nice to have a little insurance.

Welp. Now I got a $12 boner and nothing to do with it. 😂😅😮‍💨

Chatting with a friend talking about how horny he is and and how's he's alone right now and wishes someone would come and fuck him.

*Take a dick pill and mention I could come over*

"Oh. I'm not cleaned out and not sure when my roommates will be back so I can't host"

Good morning horny gay animals.