Uncut Femmes

basement 2 guppied up you know im locking in for hush i can't focus on anything else

babe please i can't have sex right now this binding of isaac run is cracked look at my items

jar jar stark

Mommy 4 hire in a nonsexual way where I just sit and listen to you breakdown about how stressful the world and life is RN and when you're done and crying I'll give you a hug

computer. bag of mini marshmallows. jar of marshmallow fluff. peanut butter on a spoon. expresso martini. mason jar of espresso martini. really big quesadilla. peanut butter on a spoon. bucket of hummus. chips. really big beer can. peanut butter on a spoon.

computer. bag of mini marshmallows. jar of marshmallow fluff. peanut butter on a spoon. expresso martini. mason jar of espresso martini. really big quesadilla. peanut butter on a spoon. bucket of hummus. chips. really big beer can. peanut butter on a spoon.

500 cigarettes

rigging the game with a coin with 2 heads sides

That's unreal holy shit

Sam Reich of Dropout on Game Changer holding up a gold plaque saying "THIS BIT 10X". The caption says "You've done this bit 10 times."

Incredibly deployable image for Bluesky posts

godzilla is in line at the social security office to get her legal name change applied to her SSN

inshallah

post by Tumblr user estrogirlie: cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal (in a burning fiery font) INCOMING PENIS QUESTION

Trans girl in her early 20s: "yeah so it's like, not that smaller but it's pretty soft now and instead of like busting its like a dribble thing im pretty insecure about it"

Mother of 3 debating abandoning her marriage and trying to conceal a huge nosebleed: "right so you just chose the name luna?"

it's true

pretty

Mr robot is actually femme

colton burpo

colton burpo saw god in heaven and then came back to earth 3 days later

Colton Burpo's book, Heaven is for Real for Kids where he talks about how he visited heaven and came back. I believe him

gone

getting dysphoria because im not as dog as other dog girls at this stage in my transition

Mommy 4 hire in a nonsexual way where I just sit and listen to you breakdown about how stressful the world and life is RN and when you're done and crying I'll give you a hug

Trans girl in her early 20s: "yeah so it's like, not that smaller but it's pretty soft now and instead of like busting its like a dribble thing im pretty insecure about it"

Mother of 3 debating abandoning her marriage and trying to conceal a huge nosebleed: "right so you just chose the name luna?"

i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure

comparing the 2 story-wise is unironically like fast food vs actual hand crafted food like i think gta story only exists fully as a means to facilitate doing car chases

went in expecting full rockstar slop but by the final act i was bewildered how much i was like "oh im feeling Emotions about the story"

the sword of damocles keeps swinging and i swear its inching closer and closer with each passing day and nobody except other trans people with swords above their heads too seem to care

who inspects the inspectors is the real question

twink cavalry post from keyofgeo

british nobility were literally "uwu"ing in the cavalry