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@juliagiantrat.bsky.social

I'm Julia and I'm pretty funny on occasion. she/her

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saw this again and its still real

07.12.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a bunch of ghouls

07.12.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

buddy just said that hitting his vape with a burnt coil "tastes like smoking an e-mail"

06.12.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 228    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Stall bathroom graffiti in a gay bar that says "Suck a girls dick and take her to Taco Bell"

Stall bathroom graffiti in a gay bar that says "Suck a girls dick and take her to Taco Bell"

I love my people so much

05.12.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5041    ๐Ÿ” 1111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

real

07.12.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

being the shared custody fucktoy of a divorced couple twice my age would fix me

06.12.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

your voice is so perfect

07.12.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow so shocking

07.12.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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heres what you would look like if you were a girl and happy and starring in a gender-swapped production of Waiting for Godot. did you feel anything in your chest when i showed you that? no? ok your cis-assuredness score has gone up to 75%.

06.12.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"i wonder what loot i can give my players for completing this encounter"

the humble Random Loot Generator:

06.12.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

55 gold pieces 55 magic rings 55 goblin shortswords 55 goblin shortbows 55 small bucklers 55 rations 55 torches

06.12.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

women love to send a big wall of text to their friends

06.12.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

W

06.12.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im a webmail woman because i like alliteration

06.12.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg yay

06.12.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ordertide is DEAD (again) finally we might have endgames that aren't entirely Dwarfs

06.12.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back we are so back

06.12.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"

22.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1867    ๐Ÿ” 441    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone

17.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 804    ๐Ÿ” 203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

i was having a rough day so i played 10 consecutive binding of isaac runs and now its not rough its the worst day ever (missed angel room)

06.12.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ™

06.12.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

woahg 2 cuties with collars

06.12.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not now kitten mommy wants to sit in silent solitude for the next six hours

06.12.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 529    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

06.12.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fucking whatever congrats on whatever you accomplished today with all of this

06.12.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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pov: ur at the hospital after trying to commit suicide and this thing rolls in for ur psych eval

05.12.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

nooooo

what show?

06.12.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking hate 6 people

06.12.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

come with me to portlandโ€™s hottest new vegan empanada labubu sex dungeon food cart pod

06.12.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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