Ryan

Dalot excelling on his xHighfives

Don’t let these useless multi-millionaires ruin your weekend. They clearly don’t give a fuck. Until that changes, try not to give a fuck either.

Europa League final flashbacks

Onanaaaaa

Not a 3-4-3 fan in the slightest, but if you INSIST on playing as one and you DON’T have a top quality central midfield (never mind a functional one), it seems especially suicidal. The club knows that. Right?

Need a goal. Few mins left. Do you:

(a) Bring on Mainoo and Zirkzee

or

(b) Bring on a couple of centre backs

CM and a keeper away. Nothing we didn’t already know. Oh and on today’s evidence at least Arsenal fans don’t need to worry about finishing 2nd again.

What’s understated is how much better United’s defence will look when they don’t have to play with a scarecrow behind them. That 5-10% built-in doubt into every decision is mentally exhausting.

Cautiously optimistic about this season, based on that first half. All we have to do is never concede a corner and we’re golden.

Big if true

Caution urged over Roma’s £20m offer for Sancho, as the board simultaneously flags it as a phishing attempt. Once IT clear it, we should be pressing accept on that one with the force of a thousand suns.

Manchester United closing in on new coaching staff appointment Man Utd's academy has been shaken up across the summer and a new coaching staff appointment is set to be made.

David Horseman?

🎶Back in the nineties, United was a very famous fooooooootball club

To be fair it’s as it should be. You should deserve European football, and we deserve fuck all. Would’ve been a sprinkle of confetti on a steaming dog shit of a season.

Watching this side in the Champions League would be the purest form of masochism.

League table not lying tonight. These are absolutely two of the worst five teams in the league.

Not surprised Garnacho had a face like a slapped arse. If Amad is remotely fit he should never start over him.

Supporting one of the few clubs in the world that can make a 3-0 lead fucking terrifying.

There genuinely is nothing like being a red

It’s the hope that kills you

How many hyenas are buried under this fucking turf

In the event that this unserious football team snatch defeat from the jaws of victory once again, be relieved we don’t have to watch what Bilbao would do to us.

This could be 4-0 and I’d still be shitting myself about the impending YouTube calamity compilation after we go out. But best we’ve played for a long while. I’m ready to be hurt again!

There are about three players in this squad comfortable with first touch passing, and in a league when virtually every team is drilled to press, it’s a suicidal trait.

We’ve had some of the best keepers of all time, but jfc have we also had some of the worst.

Green shoots of something promising there. A side as toothless as ours are always going to labour against anything approaching an organised defence, even without the constant diving and time wasting. Another day closer to the end of this fucking season 🙌

Garna should be fucking walking home tonight.

Can’t have nice things, can we?

I get that he might be raw, but the ability to make the odd right decision and execute it would put him ahead in the pecking order.

It’s not just that Dalot is poor, but moreso that he breaks the entire system. The left side dies when he plays, because he can’t do what the role requires. And that impacts everything else.