Tyler Jacobs

I saw them play a free show in the courtyard at Cal State Fullerton when I was 14. They were so great.

That movie is great!

I’ve been playing THPS 3+4 a lot lately and I see power lines everywhere I want to do a grindy thingy on

I’m a licensed doctor, I can cure your disease
Check out my wall, cuz I’ve got 5 PhDs
Plug you in, morphine IV,
Eyes roll back in ecstasy
Diagnose your sickness, I can cure ya
Cure your disease
👨‍⚕️🩺

Please say there’s an extended version of the Silver Shamrock theme song on there!

I’M GOING CRAZY!! 😫

(Little tiny Hollywood baby)

Drawing mean pictures of facsists and hurting their feelings is what won World War II.

I dreamt that Elon was somehow in my family and he was about to be implicated as a a PDF so he took the easy way out and it was cool.

Help I can’t stop listening to the Caesars!

I feel this deeply.

Great news!

Cool to see Mike Lee in the news again! Did you know he contributes to a rightwing indoctrination magazine for children that ran an exclusive interview with my two conservative brothers? SUPER RAD!

Hey! I designed this (kinda)! I drew the characters based off of episode screengrabs and official brand art. I thought it would be funny to give Bill a pink 80’s tank top.

Thanks @toddland.bsky.social!
😎❤️👍

baby needs pasta grocery store sign

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

Hey so just an update on my reunion. It was nice to see everybody was just as friendly as they were back then. Thanks to the three people who talked to me. Not a waste of time and money at all! 😂

I brought Rob with me and we were unapologetically present. We just sat by ourselves almost the entire time while everyone else enjoyed each other’s company. Just like it was back then. Left early without saying goodbye. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I just showed up to my 30th high school reunion. Why did I even come??? Shit shit shit shit

I miss the Wacky Soapbox Racers

Seriously it was everything that Snyder got wrong. I loved it so so much!!

I’ve always wondered if Superman tried to shave wouldn’t he just destroy all his razors? 🤔

So much to say about Superman. Gunn hit it out of the park again.

One thing though:
I love that he used Teddybears’ “PunkRocker”, as I’ve loved it for 20 years now. (but I still prefer the original by The Caesars.)

Have we forgotten his first term already? His staff was like a revolving door.

I don’t believe you, Bruno Mars, and I’ve been just watching for years. Uptown Funk never gave me shit.

Haha serious? That’s wild! 😂

Yeah I get that. When my beard is longer I can hardly see mine.

Haha just saying they might not have closed up after all

I thought mine had closed up after a week. I went back like 25 years later and they weren’t closed after all! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I DON'T know what you did last summer.

...and I really don't care. Please don't tell me.

leave me in peace.

I’m totally convinced that this has been their plan for a while