㊗ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆

/: check discord DMs

the only reason i say that is bc im not sure if i have permission to share this publicly

worst**

not funniest, horrible wording on my part.

THESE ARE GROWN ASS ADULTS BTW

and the funniest thing is— this isn’t even otakus first instance of bullying a child off the platform.

like are niggas just fucking slow???

/: i regret coming back tbh.

/: are y’all niggas fucking serious.

/: what did he do this time

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(heavy sigh.)

kids…

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you have to eat your vegetables, naruto.

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you don’t have a choice. come here.

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“uh uh.

you know the rules, naruto.”

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“however— whether or not you adhere to that seal is completely up to you and on you.”

“but if you wish not to— i understand. i won’t force you.”

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“well— that is true. i don’t look trustworthy and im not exactly the most kind person.”

“however, the kid sasuke? the one who came to help you guys— i’m actually his sensei.”

“as i said— i can seal the curse. so that way it’s a bit easier for you—“

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“quite the opposite, actually.”

he placed a hand up, as if to say he were not a threat.

“my name is kakashi hatake, and while i can’t remove that curse mark from you— i think i can help you at least suppress his influence on you.”

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@variableweapons.bsky.social

“hey there. i’ve noticed that you have quite the bruise there on your shoulder.”

he was pointing at the curse mark.

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mostly keeping the hidden leaf off our tails.

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it’s good to see you, naruto.

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stop screaming please. i’m right here.

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oh dear.

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alright. here i am again.

lee and guy shouldn’t be too far behind. now to find out what the hell is going on around here?

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𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐘
𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐋𝐄𝐄
𝐊𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄

multi-muse account written by 𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐋

official pinned soon.

/: i have an idea for this account.

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why am i even here?

the answer should be obvious you stupid uchigger.

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why don’t you shut up and learn to wake up at an earlier time?

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…

is she uhh…

of the special verity?

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a threat that’s just like the amount of subordinates you have from here; empty.

go back to your useless experiments and let the grown ups talk.

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i know that’s not the snake bitch talking

at least they’re actually threatening. didn’t you fail to get every person you gave power to?

honestly you’re not orochimaru, you’re bitchimaru.

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i don’t recall stuttering you stupid uchigger.

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i meant gramps.

my bad.

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