David McCutcheon

“There’s nothing more American than spending Thanksgiving around a pedophile or two, right?” - Some damage control representative’s drafts right now

Whoever coined the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” deserves to have their yum yucked.

If I see AI sludge as your @steampowered.com banner for your indie game, know that I would never play a solitary second of it. Pay artists.

Overall, I’m underwhelmed with most of the courses in Mario Kart World.

That said, Boo Cinema is as good as any track in the history of Mario Kart.

Anti-voter, which is all they’ve ever been. The fewer votes = the more likely they win. It’s why voter suppression is their key to victory.

Definition of a dumb motherfucker. Hyphenated-name-having idiot voting to make it harder for women who have hyphenated names to vote.

Something tells me the other has less NDAs he gives out than the one we know.

I always knew @tamoorh.com would be an action star one day.

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RIP Wayne June. “These nightmarish creatures can be felled—they can be beaten.”

My new obsession at work is finding games made by kids who were born in 2005 that take place in the early 90s and nothing looks like what the early 90s looked like.

A sign for "Mega Man Twitter, formerly Mega Man X."

Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

This is a league that wants to EXPAND and have two more non-competitive teams to join 25 others who cannot compete.

He’s pushing 40. The IBS is setting in, that’s all.

We really need to broaden the definition of the word looter

Trying to slap the hog and blam, a wild Geller appears and asks me if I know the correlation between Solovyov’s Crisis of Western Philosophy and the 1989 seminal PC classic, Weird Dreams.

A lot of people baffled why they did this and I suspect the actual mechanism is that the Loss Prevention Consultants they hired are ex-cop shitheads who watch Fox News all day and thought BLM and anfifa were burning down cities to help the cartel white slavery rings and reasoned out from there

Yep.

the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version

I’m debating taking the plunge, though money’s tight with a new deductible season upon us. Could you share some of the pieces of media discussed in this piece, please? Thank you.

It’s so funny that Elon Musk was pretending to play Diablo 4 while Whoopi Goldberg got so mad that it wasn’t coming to Mac, she basically blasted Blizzard until they start giving her gifts.

Very brave of them, not everyone has the courage of a publisher that made seven dogshit games that everyone hated in a row

Remember when everybody laughed at all of the dumb hillbillies in Borat who said insanely offensive shit and we were like “boy, what a silly niche part of American culture they are”? I feel like they subsequently became all of the law and policy makers in the country as our cosmic punishment.

The same as my expectations for this country moving forward.

Well, Triple Threads is now $700 at my LCS, for starters, up from $375 in 2022.

Amazon.

Oh god yes. Look at the chrome sheen on most products now vs. four years years ago, such as Bowman’s Best. Pristine and Gilded were affected, too. The cards look so cloudy now. Whatever they’re coating them with makes me question how they’ll hold up years from now, and it hinders their desirability.

[CROWD BOOING]

Damn porn bots went apeshit on this app too didn’t they

Mind-boggling.