Josh Drescher

It's basically Moore's closing argument. He's written stuff since, but none of it comes close to encapsulating all of his most intense interests and ideas. It's great, rather than fun.

The audiobook recording is pretty good, but sadly not "Alan Moore growls at you for days on end"-good.

I mean, he DID die on a Monday.

The clock is evil

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Photo of a sign in a men’s room that says: WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM: Otherwise this - the image now shows two men shaking hands. Becomes this - the image now shows two men each with one hand inside the other one’s pants.

I tried both options and regret to inform you that NEITHER promised outcome happened.

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

I fully endorse this. Simmons had the worldview of an addled Glenn Beck viewer, but the Hyperion books are extraordinary and feel unlike anything else I’ve ever read.

A wild mashup of cyberpunk, brain teasing time shenanigans, Space Catholicism, and a borderline scholarly obsession with John Keats.

I’m actually pretty agnostic about DST, to be clear. I see the utility of it and think it makes sense in many places. But the hassle of switching things up twice a year probably isn’t worth it in most places.

Imagine trying to roll out something as peculiar as Daylight Saving Time today. You’d be accused of being a woke communism plant trying to disrespect the clock Jesus invented. There would be mass violence.

We’ll never accomplish anything wonky again.

We must come together to ensure we preserve and protect our nation’s precious Flacco reserves.

They cancelled some, but not all orders. Which was how I first learned that I do not enjoy reading books in this format.

New from Eric Benet 💃🏾

I don’t think I had any sense of his background or how his powers worked until years later when all of the Emerald Twilight stuff was going on.

Jack Lemmon knew this about Welles and stopped him in his tracks once:

My bunker design made it in game! Just crazy humbling to see this stuff out in the wild. So grateful to all the other artists who made it possible

Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

Obama: "We are living in a time where it can be hard to hope. Each day we wake up to some new assault on our democratic institutions. Another setback to the idea of the rule of law ... but this man - Rev. Jesse Jackson - inspires us to take a harder path ... bc if we don't step up, nobody else will"

Writer Joss Whedon and Director Brett Ratner present:

“Firefly, but Just the One Racist Guy is Back.”

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Well, that’s my Friday night settled.

I need to stop watching an even mix of etiquette videos and old school wrestling commentaries on YouTube because I had a dream last night that Randy Savage was alive and attempting to introduce what he called “Macho Manners” to the world.

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Markwayne Mullin to replace Kristi Noem as Homeland Security chief Markwayne Mullin will replace Kristi Noem as Homeland Security chief as Trump announces a major leadership shift in Washington.

OH NOOOOO.

Trump Ousts Kristi Noem from DHS The Homeland Security secretary’s combative Senate hearing this week was a key factor, advisers said.

OH YEAH!

Oh shit. They’re gonna lock you inside of the Sphere and refuse to let you out until you atone for your musical thoughtcrimes.