Josh Drescher

Pretend that didn’t somehow get partially autocorrected.

While taking down Halloween decorations today, I put on a bunch of Type O Negative and now I feel like we made a mistake by not taking Beefcake Jersey Trashman Goth more seriously when we had the chance.

There is something lovely about irony-free dipshittery like this.

Only as gocha-gated NFTs.

a cartoon character is pointing at a chart that says disco record sales ALT: a cartoon character is pointing at a chart that says disco record sales

*going all-in on bedazzled swastika GPUs*

Cloth maps.

I have a pet theory that “Patton” is a different movie for you every ten years or so and how your feelings about it change over time says a lot about where you are in life.

My staff groans as I once again begin an answer with:

“As we learn from the movie ‘Patton’…”

“I assure you I will.”

The optimist in me is relieved, but the pessimist in me worries that these creeps are just waiting for a “better” case to use to undo Obergefell.

‘Avengers: Doomsday’ reported to be Patrick Stewart’s final acting role Avengers: Doomsday will reportedly be the final acting role in the career of Patrick Stewart.

It’s been more than ten years since he was in something (on screen) that was good AND not just a return to a character he’s played for decades.

I hope he still does stage work, though.

When I saw this, I unintentionally shouted “WHAT?” loudly enough that it spooked the dog so much that he fell out of his little bed.

I legit thought we’d never know much of anything about the creators of @oglaf.bsky.social. A very fun read!

Weak institutions + America’s eternal preference for simplistic answers to complex problems make our electorate consistently easy to bamboozle. The right has made an art of exploiting it, but the left hasn’t developed sufficiently cynical instincts (yet) and steps on rakes routinely as a result.

“It startled ICE agents who were there tear-gassing the staff so badly that some of them could barely terrorize a preschool later that day.”

Your.

*sigh*

Tonight was a very bad night.

Here is you "TO PRIMARY" list.

I wanted to see the Steelers lose, but this is just too much. My god.

Fight don’t fold.

Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.

The look that jolted tens of millions is not a costume whipped up for a museum trip. Pedro began dressing this way less than a year ago, inspired by 20th-century history and black & white images of suited statesmen and fictional detectives.

“I like to be chic,” he said. “I go to school like this.”

Once again, I am thinking about the Morris Day-narrated documentary about '80s WWF wrestler Koko B. Ware that sits in Prince's vault, unreleased and taunting us all.

BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Ereyesterday (the day before yesterday) is awkward to pronounce and can stay in the bin, though.

We need to bring back the word “overmorrow” (meaning the day after tomorrow).

When the credits rolled, our audience sat in silence for a moment, then broke out into applause.

It felt natural and necessary.

We had just been given a gift and the soul wants to respond with joy and gratitude.

If you can, see this in a theatre. You deserve to see its full grandeur.

We just returned from seeing @realgdt.bsky.social’s “Frankenstein”. I sobbed through half of this beautiful, horrific, and overwhelmingly humane film.

Of its many miracles, the one I was most grateful for was the constant feeling that it had briefly but intensely returned Bernie Wrightson to us.

Somebody please rescue what’s left of Mondo before this whole thing goes flying off of a cliff made of garbage and takes them with it.

Mamdani got ZERO votes from Kentucky residents. So much for his “historic mandate”.

The reporter asks Sliwa "What is your favorite thing about being a tough guy cat lady?"

This interview is hilarious.

Curtis Sliwa speaking to a reporter and saying: "And I would say to them, 'What do you mean I'm crazy? Why? Cuz I got 18 cats.'"

YouTube video by Todd Bieber Inside Curtis Sliwa’s Tiny Apartment Full of Cats

I now feel like I understand why Sliwa never stops running for mayor. The dude and his wife are trapped in a 325 square foot apartment with EIGHTEEN CATS.

They just need live in the mayor's residence so they can get a proper night's sleep.