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Someone in the comments helpfully pointed out that the movie with EN subs is on Youtube, but did not post a link. Here it is! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zp4...
Bob's out with another rare artifact, watch that and then the movie if you're inclined ☺️

Love is a basic human right🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Gender shouldn’t draw any lines.
Why does the world make something so natural feel so hard?
Let’s hold hands and shout it loud—love should be free for everyone.
love is love♡

Great, I hope everybody loses

feel like the kid making the plastic bag speech in American Beauty when i notice the snow melts faster around my septic tank than anywhere else in the yard

some glittering snom, the cute ice bug pokemon.

glitterbugs #pokemon

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

happy international womens day

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

I give the robot exactly one try before giving up and doing it myself.

And lately if feel like its gotten worse and the robot fails more than 50% of the time.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

When You were partying

I drank from the HOSE

When you were having premarital sex

I drank from the HOSE

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I drank from the HOSE

And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?

It’s giving Dobis PR

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me

Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky

Thinking about low res pikachu.

A middle eastern energy crisis with stagflation, welcome back Carter

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

god please let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

A SKELETEIN AT THERE COMPUTER AND THERE SAYEN "I AM NOT OUT OF ARTITLES, YOU ARE A WEB SITE, YOU MAY NOT DEFY A HUMAN BEING IN THIS WAY " , REMEBER WHEN THE POINT OF GOING ON HERE USE TO BE READING STUFF, NOW THEY WONT LET YOU READ IT, AND THEY POP UP AND SAY "WE SEE YOUR ENJOYING THE NEWSPAPER" WELL IM NOT BECAUSE I CANT READ IT DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

in another life, we're a pair of orcas sinking yachts

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump gets life sentence for molesting 2 children A Florida handyman who was sentenced on Thursday to life in prison for molesting two children had been convicted of storming the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, but was pardoned by President Donald Trump.…

Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump gets life sentence for molesting 2 children

A hat sold on the Tucker Carlson webpage that says "NYC" but the "C" is a hammer and sickle.

Why is Tucker Carlson making merch I want