AMEN

you know a diner is good when it's open 24/7 and it looks like where parents would meet during a custody battle

On my birthday musicians, Seth Putnam and Brian Wilson have both died. Theres the connection between Anal Cunt and The Beach Boys.

Melodic death metal is the worst subgenre and has the WORST riffs.

Love getting totally boinked off the PENdulum. Absolutely zeetgeedled rn.

Tell the Israeli government to stop killing kids then, dumbass.

A screenshot of Hwang Dongsuk from the anime Solo Leveling. The joke here is that he kinda looks like the singer from Godsmack.

A screenshot of Hwang Dongsoo from the anime Solo Leveling. The joke here is that he kinda looks like the singer from Avenged Sevenfold.

Me, watching Solo Leveling: Woah I didn't know Godsmack and Avenged Sevenfold were in this.

Coors banquet

It's actually time to monkey around (listening to thrash and drinking)

This whole administration can eat a bag of rancid cum.

I admitted my feelings to this woman I've been hanging out with a lot recently and she said she's not looking for anything rn when I asked how she feels about me. It's a no by my count. 😓

I'm autistic, so obviously my favorite game is Fallout New Vegas.

Trump will say some complete dipshit stuff like "oopsie doopsie Biden poopsie" and his stupid fucking followers will be like "this is real leadership" #fuckthegovernment

Everyone at the Heritage foundation needs to be burned to death in public, preferably in front of their shithole churches they attend.

Nah I'm killing trumps parents with a hammer before he's born.

A late night walk, high on edibles and listening to war metal, will fix me i know it.

Imperial Triumphant are SO good.

The only good thing Florida has ever done is death metal in the 80s and 90s. Nothing else of worth from that state.

It's where all the stupid decrepit zombies go to die, retire, etc. Not surprised all those old boomers stack the vote. Fuck Florida.

i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy

Even if one Luigi falls his inspiration ensures the fight is not over. Spare no billionaires. They aren't people like you and me.

Fuck Joe Rogan

I can’t believe that they made me pledge allegiance to this shithole country my entire childhood.

An anvil with a paint tag on it that says "transphobes eat shit and die alone"

Tapping the sign for tdov

I think American churches and billionaires should pay all the taxes or get burned at the stake.

Hiring your brother is the original affirmative action for white people.

Them: “We are high IQ masculine men”

Also them:
- Deeply insecure
- Desperate to be liked/respected
- No self-awareness
- Extremely narcissistic
- Actively delusional
- Shockingly stupid
- Zero conscience
- No real friends
- Nazis
- Loser energy

I just want Canadians to know that as an American I hate this shit too.