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i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure

what was linkedin for

a cat doodle next to a chicken thigh

the cat is eating the chicken

the cat is now a chicken

you are what you eat

To repeat.

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And to repeat:

The political faction saying we must all have to log legal ID before speaking or accessing speech on the Internet,

and the political faction who believe transgenderism is a dangerous mental contagion that spreads by speech about transgenderism,

are the same faction.

just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

A crow kicks a small ball of snow. They then start rolling it into a larger ball while saying "trust the process...". They kick more snow into a pile and stick a branch in repeating "trust the process" to itself. They place small stones. They say "Phew!" and stand back to look at its creation, which we see now is a mess of a project that looks somewhat like a melted bird. The final panel the crow says "haha it's terrible".

Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

a poorly drawn cat sitting upright, mouth open, breathing a flame just like a tiny dragon

a cat sitting on a window ledge at sunset with its mouth open, perfectly aligned with a bright streak of sunlight so it looks like its breathing fire

my armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

The chowder chapter is one of my favorites. Clam or cod?

the new year

One of the hardest things about the last 12 months is just how much most people are not paying attention. At all. Even people with trans loved ones are missing huge chunks of the escalating violence against us.

Sign me up

so where are the rest of the brassica oleracea haircuts

Congress Allocates $500 Million For Development Of Funkier Bass Lines https://theonion.com/congress-allocates-500-million-for-development-of-funk-1819579171/

nancy drew cover of three girls (i assume nancy and two friends) are behind a door sneaking a look at someone playing an organ. the words HOW THE HELL DID RICK WAKEMAN GET IN HERE appear as the title

lol

6-panel comic exploring what happened following General Franco's death in 1975 and the mass amnesia that has followed, a direct cause of the Amnesty Law (The Pact of Forgetting).

50th anniversary of Franco's death. I was in boarding school at the time, worried about my parents in Madrid.

a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.

This is the way

A wooden frame labeled “DOG STICK LIBRARY” with three racks of sticks and a bucket of yellow tennis balls

We have some good neighbors.

"your passport says you're 5'7" but you were 1'8" when you were born so that's what we're listing" this is what that sounds like

Important upcoming trainings, join us!

They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles

Achievement unlocked: Maximum Canada

"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles." I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.

oh my god

Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented

Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important

Hell yeah! T time!

Yeah everything SUCKS but humans are still silly wonderful beautiful creatures who collaborate with slugs to make videos like this. So. All is not lost.