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@sigmamale.bsky.social

23 and still making poop jokes

12 Followers  |  13 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 27.10.2023  |  1.7289

Latest posts by sigmamale.bsky.social on Bluesky

not my DOJ friend getting an email asking her to report everything she did this week to prove that she's productive enough to keep her job ..

22.02.2025 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you have a ripping stomach ache but god gives you the perfect poop to soothe you

11.02.2025 15:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I was drake id just call it

10.02.2025 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't describe this feeling of loss (Super Bowl)

10.02.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Discovering Rosalia at 23

06.02.2025 14:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assure...

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
theonion.com/think-t...

04.02.2025 15:23 — 👍 4130    🔁 599    💬 39    📌 22

I'm free here

03.02.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh to run a diner with an array of delicious drinks and sweets on Christmas Day

25.12.2024 12:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BODYYYY

25.12.2024 12:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I'm so fucking mad I google crabs holding hands and some of the first pics I got were these insanely ass AI monstrosities we are cooked

13.12.2024 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everytime Jasbir puar picks up a pen an angle sings

02.12.2024 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel bad muting my friends to avoid pictures of my ex but then again I don't . It's like when ur oomf posts the scary bf you never knew they had. BOO!!

27.11.2024 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MY ZIO STUDENTS FOUND MY INSTAGRAM

21.11.2024 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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mind you we exchanged texts for 3 days about a week ago

21.11.2024 12:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit my Twitter timeline is so rotted

19.11.2024 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need to collect more skoomfs

18.11.2024 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chapter title: street justice
Epigraph: Macklemore

18.11.2024 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am embarrassed

17.11.2024 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never realized how much hair I shed until I had only Black roommates

17.11.2024 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cracking up

16.11.2024 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Corn has arrived at blue sky

16.11.2024 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next

16.11.2024 05:41 — 👍 19543    🔁 1692    💬 353    📌 93

This fight was so upsetting I can't get on twitter imma be sick

16.11.2024 06:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When are the yuriposting accounts joining blue sky

15.11.2024 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Already here

15.11.2024 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hope they post the fight clips on here

15.11.2024 22:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who got ❄️on blue sky ?

15.11.2024 22:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's giving co-op

15.11.2024 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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