AgeofIrony

my 12-week-old son just now: "father, although i am quite looking forward to the continued growth of bluesky, i would very much like to see them roll out more robust notification filtering."
me: huh? oh. uh yeah maybe. listen kid i think it's about time for your nap
him: "aha! it might well be!"

“with this celestial contraption, your child’s room transforms into a cosmic wonderland” so ANNETTE-coded

Strings McCrane is TIME's Person of the Year 2024

Hey hey i just finished this drawing of the amazing artists from the play Hold On To Me Darling by Kenneth Lonergan
It took me two weeks and a lot of patience
(fuck those shirts folds)

Matt Stafford is old enough that I sold him a PS3 at the Athens Best Buy when we were *both college students*, why would you give him a run option in the red zone and not assume he would hurt himself

from @micialuna.bsky.social 💜

Yes they are. I just have to remember to actually open this app 😂

new adam driver amazon review: rubber duck collection

i love soft duck collector adam

[RIGHT WING AUTHORITARIAN ATTEMPTS RIGHT WING AUTHORITARIAN COUP IN COUNTRY WITH A PROLONGED HISTORY OF RIGHT WING AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES] what are we a bunch of communists?

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.

figured i'd jump on here and scroll around a while, look at some posts. no big deal

Jokes aside, there are way more deserving people for Joe to be pardoning. The whole situation is absurd

Men: normal and innocent?

love my gotham award winner

A tweet from James RPG, @ZaaackKoootzer with an avatar of what looks like a bird wearing an elaborate crown. The text of the post reads: prestige this. streaming that. tv still hasn't topped data's first appearance after having sex for the first time. The post includes an image of Worf in a red uniform at the helm with Picard behind him in his traditional Captain's uniform. Behind them in the door of the turbo lift is Data, leaning against the doorframe with such an incredible amount of swagger and rizz that if the device you are using was capable of such feats as transmitting his charisma through the screen, that it may impregnate you, regardless of whether you have the equipment for that

If you're going to post screenshots from Twitter it should exclusively be stuff like this instead of stuff that makes people mad

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Sorry I had to

Just gonna make this my new ringtone

I have a Discord, but I haven't used it in literally years 😬

Medieval manuscript image of a haloed man standing between two broccoli-like trees with arms outstretched to a blue sky, the golden sun and golden moon in each hand.

swegel-cyning, m.n: sky-king, heaven-king, God. (SWEH-yell-KUE-ning / ˈswɛ-jɛl-ˌky-niŋ)
Image: Bible Historiale; France (Paris), c. 1360-70; @gettymuseum.bsky.social Ms. 1, vol. 1, f. 5.
#OldEnglish #WOTD

Are you selling prints 👀

My experience on this website has been an A+ so far but I do fear it has a disproportionate amount of People Physically Incapable Of Recognizing Even The Most Obvious Joke

The influencer lawsuit that could change the industry Behind the scenes of a court battle for the “clean girl” look.

New from me: Two influencers make very similar content promoting Amazon products. They dress the same. They buy the same stuff. They even have a similar tattoo.

Now one is suing the other, claiming her rival won't stop copying her. But who influenced whom? www.theverge.com/2024/11/26/2...

Hand soap and warm water will clean your glasses better than any cleaning solution. Wipe the glasses dry with the microfiber cloth, but soap is non-negotiable.

This is kind of an unformed theory (perfect point of idea gestation to share online lol) but I think some of the controversy over movie theater behavior lately stems from the fact that people don't consider identify as audience members anymore. Everyone is a "creator" who happens to be in a crowd.

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Happy birthday to Adam Driver!