He's my favorite character so far. I love the pure RNG aspect of his kit
07.08.2025 10:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tsukasalobotomy.bsky.social
I'm new to Lobotomy Corporation and it seems like the manager placed me in the Safety Team. I'll keep a log here for my day-to-day events PARODY ACCOUNT, NOT AFFILIATED WITH PROJECT MOON (ran by @fuyuneru.bsky.social)
He's my favorite character so far. I love the pure RNG aspect of his kit
07.08.2025 10:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Log 13 - The sephirot have given us each a device to play this game called..."Forsaken". I honestly don't know what it is but it helps calm us down after a stressful day.
07.08.2025 07:30 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Log 12 - Please ignore the previous log as it has become corrupted. Nothing bad has happened in the Safety Team.
22.07.2025 05:07 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Log 11 - send ββββ the sephβββt have vanβββed and those... creatures are now... ββββ
15.07.2025 03:54 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0what.
15.07.2025 03:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why do I feel a sense of unease with this, Beeza?
05.07.2025 08:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Log 10 - when do i get paid? im not getting paid enough to deal with knight of despair and that fuckass wolf
05.07.2025 06:51 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Log 9 - Queen of Hatred breached containment and started going on a rampage. I luckily managed to escape with minor injuries but...the bodies she left in her wake...
04.07.2025 05:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0wait...that link doesn't bring up any results...?
01.07.2025 05:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0can i get PTO?
01.07.2025 04:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm new to this team still but I agree, the clerks do deserve better treatment...
28.06.2025 11:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Log 8 - It appears that the sephirah of the Extraction Team has left to go to H Corp. I don't really know why she's going there as our own sephirah doesn't seem to care much, so I don't really need to focus on that. I believe I overheard something about the Kong Family but I don't know what that is.
28.06.2025 00:49 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0oh...
26.06.2025 21:57 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i uhhh...don't think this is the right person to ask this? I'll forward this to Netzach so he can deliver the unfortunate news to the sephirah of the central command team...
26.06.2025 03:14 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you, Felckia, but this rose is actually from Beauty and the Beast, not Snow White's Apple so I will offer my thoughts of Beauty and the Beast instead.
They are quite terrifying, as the manager said not to do too many Repression work on it. And those eyes...those eyes stare deep into my soul..
Log 7 - I have made a strawpage, as per Netzach's request, for people to ask me any questions. They said it would help out with getting more experience
tsukasalobotomy.straw.page
Log 6 - Netzach is drunk again... I don't really know why our sephirah is like this but at least he gives us a somewhat comfortable environment despite the dangers lurking in every corner
24.06.2025 09:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't really know if that would be wise, considering we still have Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary here and I've been informed of you two and your...history together
24.06.2025 09:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Log 5 - hamburgers are now in the break room, as well as some coffee that Chesed gave us as a gift. It tastes really good and it gives me a moment of respite before we have to return back to our duties as agents for Lobotomy Corporation
22.06.2025 10:06 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Log 4 - I had a chat with Felckia about how to properly do work for the Safety Team and they had some useful information to offer a newbie like me. I will hopefully be able to put their advice to good use soon enough...
21.06.2025 09:42 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Log 3 - An abnormality escaped and started going on a rampage. Luckily, the Safety Team Captain kept us all safe. I'm grateful to them for being able to protect us from those creatures
20.06.2025 18:57 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Log 2 - Manager sent me to do some Insight work on Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary and I got an EGO suit as a result. I was honestly kind of scared but once I remembered that everything we do is for the sake of the future, I pressed on knowing we're doing the right thing
20.06.2025 10:14 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Log 1 - I have found this app called Bluesky and figured it would be a good spot to write my daily logs, so allow me to formally introduce myself. My name is Tsukasa, and I'm a new recruit at L. Corp. The manager put me in the Safety Team so I'll write down whatever I see here.
19.06.2025 22:41 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0