Rob Chappell

I rolled my eyes so hard I pulled an orbital muscle

Just because it’s a made-up construct doesn’t mean it’s not real, with real impacts in the real world.

I mean money is a made up construct too

He was, yes. Lately not so much, it seems

Exactly. I don't even think a time limit rule has to be written. VAR officials should just know ... if we're not seeing it clearly after a minute or two, then it's not clear, so the call has to stand.

If VAR doesn't show clear evidence within a minute or so, you have to let the on-field decision stand

It’s the police commissioner acting like a snowflake over snowballs. Not sure how that gets spun up into a crisis except that it’s politico

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Concern trolling comes to football

They’re just embarrassed about the hockey

I hav just learned that this nonsense television program has an 80% on Rotten Tomatoes and I have now lost all faith in humanity

I still wanna know who did it though

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO DUMB

Seriously this show is trash wtf how do adult professional writers write this

I wanna know whose fault “all her fault” is

The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close!
New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...

That’s middle school theater makeup

Mid-term elections*

If you’re a Star Wars nerd and have never pretended to use the force by waving your hand at an automatic door you’re a liar because yes you have

USLPA authorizes strike with season kickoff looming The USLPA has voted to authorize its bargaining committee to call a strike unless an agreement with the USL can be reached on a new Collective Bargaining Agreement.

not great

www.espn.com/soccer/story...

bsky.app/profile/jame...

teehee

You’re failing to differentiate between local and national media

I mean you’re not wrong. Been saying this for a while, welcome aboard

They’re not claiming Indian food as British, just saying British people like Indian food

after Columbia bent the knee

Children, famously very good at fraud

A sign in a hospital designating the "patient waiting" area

But where is the impatient waiting?

At least Joshua learned in the end not to end the world

Missed opportunity

Could’ve been an email