LeAnn Crimes

Mamdani is fun to say. It's delightful. People are racist.

JUBILANT

I keep saying this

Ideas for you Hasan Piker followed by four thirst traps, including clear VPL, armpits, and shirtless selfies

Pinterest said the f-slur.

I am mad and also a little high. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I kinda let loose and ended up referring to RFK Jr. as a human colostomy bag made of leather. I cannot explain where that came from.

YouTube video by Brandon James Greer The Pixel-Perfect Art of Pokémon Trainer Sprites

We love pixels and Pokémon.

They need to go further, like tapping the glass, naming them specifically, speaking directly to them.

Oh hey, your videos are cool 🤘🏻

Does this count?

I don’t think it’s the responsibility of the oppressed to find the humanity in their oppressors.

I hope they break the fourth wall at some point and just plainly say "you're all in a cult, you're losers, you're fascist freaks" because they're too dense to understand when they're being satirized as opposed to being celebrated.

YouTube video by Hasan Minhaj Why Roy Wood Jr. Always Says Yes

Agreed. I loved his interview with Hasan Minhaj.

Imagine being so fucking stupid and/or evil that you literally set back all of human progress with your actions.

Miranda Cosgrove doing the iCarly meme where she looks at her computer and says "Interesting"

Me watching Republicans get yelled at during their town halls:

Yeah basically, as I understand, losing all your belongings but your dog/cat surviving could imply fraud. Pets often run and hide during emergencies which can make it harder to rescue them, so there's a cynical belief that their escape could mean you coordinated it that way.

I honestly don't know how to live with our government's complicity in the genocide in Gaza. Every day is more abject horror as dozens are shot for seeking food while even more starve to death. I feel so powerless to do anything to stop it.

The Israeli government has told so many lies since Oct. 7.

In this video — and in under three minutes — @mehdirhasan.bsky.social debunks the top 10 Israeli lies about the genocide in Gaza.

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Had coffee with a friend who works in insurance today and learned that your pet's survival of something like a house fire jeopardizes your insurance claims and I think we should just throw the whole society away. The entire thing is rotted.

Made a small lyrical tweak to reflect my current mood after work:

🎵 say you will, say you won't
say you'll do what I don't
say you're true, say to me (say you will, yeah)
some some weed 🎶

I love when I use the search operator "in:sent" in Outlook and it searches for the word "in". 🤡

C'est La Vie by Punk Rock Factory on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 2:37

Okay but also if you like pop punk covers:

C'est La Vie by B*Witched

In Leaked Recording, Cory Booker Says He and AIPAC President “Text Message Back and Forth Like Teenagers” Even as the progressive wing of the Democratic Party has shown willingness to criticize Israel, Booker has tried to smooth over the widening rift.

Apparently he's in deep.

We love to see it.

Not to be too dramatic but I think we string up every self described Nazi, neonazi, fascist, white nationalist, white supremacist, etc. Reconstruction did not go far enough and we should learn that lesson.

MAGA loves Sydney Sweeney because they finally have a member of their cult that isn't fugly.

The sexual tension between me and never circling back ever again.

Ready to quit everything and join a ragtag but wholesome animal rescue team.

Those are from Tenor and GIPHY, I believe. But yeah they're ass.