Bryon

I don't know what the record is, but Everton might set the record for the most offside goals in a single Premier League match today.

This sucks. I hope the kid is okay.

I missed the camera shot of the receivers during the broadcast (if they showed it). This was, unfortunately, as bad as I had expected in regards to nobody open.

Go Hokies!

It kills me seeing Lane Stadium this empty.

It's been such a fun game so far. The vibes have been stellar.

That's my former first round pick CB 🥲

The post-game sprints following the UConn game really paid off for Syracuse.

"school shooting industry"

So yeah, the logos of the Mets' next three opponents spells out 'PTSD.'

The weirdest thing for me during the Bills/Ravens game was that innately felt less stressed with Prater kicking than I do whenever Bass is kicking.

I love Rousseau slapping the back of Bishop's helmet, presumably in celebration, and Bishop snapping around like who tf just hit me.

Yeeeah I spoke too soon.

I'm probably going to curse this, so apologies in advance...

Virginia Tech might have a defense this year?

Turned on the VT game just in time to see them give up a wide open 54 yard TD...

I will be patient, trust the process and all that, but this move does not make any sense to me.

What a beautiful goal by Richy.

Lamar would run right past me and I wouldn't be able to get a finger on him.

Josh could run right past me without me being able to get a finger on him, but he would instead choose to run me over while smiling.

Hell yes, Pete! The Polar Bear is officially the all-time HR leader for the Mets.

The best part about the Mets not playing tonight is that they cannot hurt me.

The Mets are not a serious team.

It would be great if the Mets could get out of this funk anytime now.

First McLaurin and now Parsons. I need someone on the Giants to request a trade tomorrow and someone on the Eagles to request a trade on Sunday to complete NFC East bingo.

This sucks. He obviously lived a long and hard life, but it still sucks.

The Mets are not a serious team.

Finally off of work. Happy College Football 26 day to all who celebrate!

Now it is time to return VT to glory!

I know this is an obvious statement, but this is massive for Everton. It feels like forever since they have been able to retain a young star player.

Just an atrocious series from the Mets. Woof.

It would be great if the Mets could get out of this funk anytime now.

I swear the Mets try to find new, embarrassing ways to lose.