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@collieflower.bsky.social

Your friendly local neighborhood mail carrier. Speedy Delivery in Pittsburgh. Outdoorsy, tabletop with buds, video games, history, and literature. Screaming in agony socialist. The Internet Makes You Stupid, or so I've heard.

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Desenho feito com caneta bic preta e retoques digitais de um chihuahua usando um crocs na cabeΓ§a.

Desenho feito com caneta bic preta e retoques digitais de um chihuahua usando um crocs na cabeΓ§a.

25.05.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 647    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
Half body painting of Lieutenant Columbo. He's wearing his trademark mac and holding a cigar. He has a kindly smile and a glint in his eye

Half body painting of Lieutenant Columbo. He's wearing his trademark mac and holding a cigar. He has a kindly smile and a glint in his eye

Love a good Columbo binge πŸ˜„ #fanart

04.06.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1410    πŸ” 343    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 5
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1289    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 28

I’m going to need to cut this line I like from a piece about the Iran War you’ll read tomorrow, so I post it here to tell my darling I will see it in the gardens of heaven:

β€œWe will not get bored," Trump said on Monday, minutes before talking about how beautiful the White House drapes are.

02.03.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1271    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4
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god GYWO was so cathartic back then

02.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Today should be your 38th birthday..
When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Today should be your 38th birthday.. When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

02.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 20477    πŸ” 5154    πŸ’¬ 450    πŸ“Œ 293

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

02.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4557    πŸ” 1009    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 27

It's genuinely insane that many of the newspaper columnists who cheered us into the war in Iraq are still employed at big legacy outlets cheering us into a new war with Iran.

02.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4024    πŸ” 683    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 36

What's wild is this is not disingenuous, the Dubai rich person class has really thought of it as some kind of magic safe haven for basically no reason.

02.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Nat Sec guys stop jerking off into their own mouths in public, impossible challenge.

02.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ironically, given Parker's eliminationist and genocidal rhetoric toward the furry community on here it's a good bet that she would openly laugh at the violent deaths of many of our beloved looney toons characters (other than Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam of course

Repost of Parker dunking on the gold star mom

Ironically, given Parker's eliminationist and genocidal rhetoric toward the furry community on here it's a good bet that she would openly laugh at the violent deaths of many of our beloved looney toons characters (other than Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam of course Repost of Parker dunking on the gold star mom

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01.03.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
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Dow asks Texas to legalize plastic pollution from its plant Facing multiple lawsuits, North America’s largest chemical manufacturer requests an β€œunprecedented” permit amendment to authorize its discharge of polyethylene pellets into coastal waters.

Texas sued Dow Chemical for polluting the Gulf of Mexico and now regulators are considering cutting them a permit so they can legally spew microplastics into the water.

Shit is bleak, folks.

02.03.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

supreme court is trash and needs to be packed, you're a dumb baby who believes in stupid myths if you don't understand this. its not a well designed functional piece of government. its really stupid. dog shit. wouldn't wipe my ass with their robes. doing spitting patoo patoo motions right now.

02.03.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

now is the time to strike before this dangerous regime gets the bomb, mr. trump. they're developing radical gastronomic technology.

02.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4886    πŸ” 1260    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 14
Tom Bombadil and Fatty Lumpkin drawing in ink and watercolor.

Tom Bombadil and Fatty Lumpkin drawing in ink and watercolor.

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!

02.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 624    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
A Message from Commissioner Nida Allam | Nida for NC
YouTube video by Nida Allam A Message from Commissioner Nida Allam | Nida for NC

Here's the first Iran-themed ad of the cycle. Nida Allam's primary challenge to Rep. Valerie Foushee is tomorrow. She talks about her opponent's funding from military contractors and AI firms.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdSu...

02.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe administration” didn’t find billions for bombs, Congress gave the U.S. military billions for bombs. Trump is just using them up.

02.03.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 645    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Trump Administration is Testing Conversion Therapy By Medically Experimenting on Trans People in Prisons The Bureau of Prisons is subjecting trans people to conversion therapy and denying them care with the goal of helping them "recover." It's trying to prove dangerous conversion practices can work.

Under a new policy released Thursday, the Trump Administration will test conversion therapy on trans people in prisons. It explicitly states that it aims to help trans people β€œrecover,” all the while forcibly detransitioning them both medically and socially.

transitics.substack.com/p/the-trump-...

23.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2376    πŸ” 1544    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 978
a nextdoor post with the text "Dad. Turn the water back on or I will destroy your truck"

a nextdoor post with the text "Dad. Turn the water back on or I will destroy your truck"

the REAL posters are on Nextdoor

30.08.2024 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 333    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

i swear part of the ruling class political project is not just to fill the press with idiots, but to make you feel punished for trying to better yourself by following news media and being exposed to an endless sea of stupids

02.03.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

from a standpoint epistemological view you have to take this view particularly seriously

02.03.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 668    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"

02.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3390    πŸ” 800    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 13
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there are loads of posts that age horribly but this might be one that is put in a history book for how poorly it ages

02.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3766    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 22
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Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff on Sunday that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack U.S. forces first, two people f...

we reached the β€œno WMDs” phase in two days.

02.03.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6893    πŸ” 2055    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 104

Congratulations to Van Jones for having the foresight to not just say Benjamin Netanyahu should serve as the transition leader. Really did his homework on this one.

02.03.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah mike davis time to get depressed

02.03.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The last decade of the NYT opinion page:

02.03.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like the journalists have encountered the boundaries of their enclosure again. Let's see how they react this time.

02.03.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1